Best sentence you've said/typed today (Taken out of context)

[Andy]

To date I have received no demo/replacement info from you, which means that nothing will be included in any of the affected scopes and OCE will be responsible per the selective demo spec that was included in the bid package.

[JonFromMaplewood]

To date I have received no demo/replacement info from you, which means that nothing will be included in any of the affected scopes and OCE will be responsible per the selective demo spec that was included in the bid package.

Wow. You are Serious Cat.

[erika]

I can haz demo spec?

[Andy]

I'm going to fuck the shit out of this guy (figuratively, not literally.)  I told him not to bid my jobs any more because he did so poorly on the last one.  It's public work so I can't legally throw his bid out without a TON of red tape.  He promised me this job would be different and he hasn't even made it 5 days without fucking up. 

I'm not a yeller, but I've screamed at this guy to the point of embarassing myself in the past.  He's a lying sack of shit.

[JonFromMaplewood]

I'm going to fuck the shit out of this guy (figuratively, not literally.)  I told him not to bid my jobs any more because he did so poorly on the last one.  It's public work so I can't legally throw his bid out without a TON of red tape.  He promised me this job would be different and he hasn't even made it 5 days without fucking up. 

I'm not a yeller, but I've screamed at this guy to the point of embarassing myself in the past.  He's a lying sack of shit.

Wow. Sounds like a Class A yutzknuckle.  I am really sorry.  I am also not the yelling type, so when I do it, I feel really weird about it. 

I wish I could give advice, but I know nothing about the bidding process.

[Andy]

there's nothing to be done but deal with him and try to mitigate the damage he can do to the overall success of the job for our client.  In the end, I get paid to deal with idiots like this, so it's not like it's a surprise. 

[mike_b]

Not mine but pretty great

you may think yer smart because i had to google that word, but the fact is that you are using words to cover up a hole in yourself that is in the shape of another man's penis

[Andy]

"it costs $211 to rent a tux by tomorrow."

[senorcorazon]

Not mine but pretty great

you may think yer smart because i had to google that word, but the fact is that you are using words to cover up a hole in yourself that is in the shape of another man's penis your fear of homosexuality

Fixed.

[John Junk 2.0]

This looks like a Christmas pot pourri. And tastes like it.

[Jonathan Steven]

"You're twistin' my melon, man."

[Jack from Arkansas]

"You're not gonna be a male model so why not just enjoy some fucking toast?"

[mike_b]

I said this just now:

This Diwali, get ready for a barking-good time!

[iAmBaronVonTito]

"Gordon! nice decorations, pal...don't fall from that ladder."

[samir]

"What if his business actually card said that, "Ass of Titanium" ?"