So, are there any herbal products still on the market that contain nature's speed? Or did the Man outlaw them all? I've noted that certain bottled matte products have the effect of giving me the energy of an 80s comedian.
I used to take Ma Huang for the pleasurable feeling it would give me when I ran my fingernails over my skull, but the FDA had to step in just to prevent a few measly heart attacks.
But now, I need to study the world's most boring material, and I'd like to see how far I can get to making a SEPTA run while staying within the bounds of the law.