Kid Rock's Fur Coat

[Patrick]

ATTENTION KID ROCK....

i dare you to come to Portland Maine.  Not only will i throw red paint on your crummy coat, but i will make sure it is oil based and that i get it in your eyes....

(this coming from a guy thats not even a vegetarian.  sorry i just heard the show.)

[Trembling Eagle]

ATTENTION KID ROCK....

i dare you to come to Portland Maine.  Not only will i throw red paint on your crummy coat, but i will make sure it is oil based and that i get it in your eyes....

(this coming from a guy thats not even a vegetarian.  sorry i just heard the show.)

u better be wearing cloth trainers to be so righteous

[Steve in North Hollywood]

ATTENTION KID ROCK....

i dare you to come to Portland Maine.  Not only will i throw red paint on your crummy coat, but i will make sure it is oil based and that i get it in your eyes....

(this coming from a guy thats not even a vegetarian.  sorry i just heard the show.)

u better be wearing cloth trainers to be so righteous

Trainers!?!?!?!  Come down off your double-decker bus, gov'nah!  We call them "sneakers" here in the USA.

[Tom Scharpling]

And yes, where on earth would anybody possibly get their hands on sneakers that are not made of leather?!

Tom.

[Trembling Eagle]

ATTENTION KID ROCK....

i dare you to come to Portland Maine.  Not only will i throw red paint on your crummy coat, but i will make sure it is oil based and that i get it in your eyes....

(this coming from a guy thats not even a vegetarian.  sorry i just heard the show.)

u better be wearing cloth trainers to be so righteous

Trainers!?!?!?!  Come down off your double-decker bus, gov'nah!  We call them "sneakers" here in the USA.

oh gorsh

did I say something unamerican?
I should make it clear i am a red blooded 100% American male

yank yer noodle and what have u                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

[John Junk 2.0]

u better be wearing cloth trainers to be so righteous

Trainers!?!?!?!  Come down off your double-decker bus, gov'nah!  We call them "sneakers" here in the USA.

oh gorsh

did I say something unamerican?
I should make it clear i am a red blooded 100% American male

yank yer noodle and what have u                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

I don't know why, but I imagine two "funny magicians" having this conversation.

[Patrick]

ATTENTION KID ROCK....

i dare you to come to Portland Maine.  Not only will i throw red paint on your crummy coat, but i will make sure it is oil based and that i get it in your eyes....

(this coming from a guy thats not even a vegetarian.  sorry i just heard the show.)

u better be wearing cloth trainers to be so righteous

i will make sure to be wearing my canvas vans, thank you very much.  i also dare you to come to Portland, Maine....

[Trembling Eagle]

ATTENTION KID ROCK....

i dare you to come to Portland Maine.  Not only will i throw red paint on your crummy coat, but i will make sure it is oil based and that i get it in your eyes....

(this coming from a guy thats not even a vegetarian.  sorry i just heard the show.)

u better be wearing cloth trainers to be so righteous

i will make sure to be wearing my canvas vans, thank you very much.  i also dare you to come to Portland, Maine....

The only thing I'm going to Maine for
is to have Sarah explain the AP style book to me as well as the finer art of comma placement.





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[Steve in North Hollywood]

It seems related.

[John Junk 2.0]

It seems related.

ha ha

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ATTENTION KID ROCK....

i dare you to come to Portland Maine.  Not only will i throw red paint on your crummy coat, but i will make sure it is oil based and that i get it in your eyes....

(this coming from a guy thats not even a vegetarian.  sorry i just heard the show.)

OMG, you can't just go splashing oil paint around.  It's bad for the environment.

Just beat his ass down old school, I say.

[Viceroy Slim]

forget the paint, use nair.

[Patrick]

ATTENTION KID ROCK....

i dare you to come to Portland Maine.  Not only will i throw red paint on your crummy coat, but i will make sure it is oil based and that i get it in your eyes....

(this coming from a guy thats not even a vegetarian.  sorry i just heard the show.)

OMG, you can't just go splashing oil paint around.  It's bad for the environment.

Just beat his ass down old school, I say.

ill make sure to use a hammer if i do beat his ass down.  in other news where can one find a Trembling Eagle if they so dared?

[Mike A.D.]

I met actually Kid Rock once, back when he was with Pamela Anderson.  We talked briefly and, as a vegetarian, I wondered how he reconciled Pamela's PETA work.  He said something to effect of "Everybody just needs to be tolerant, y'know?" 

Glad to see he's worked through his divorce anger like a grownup.

[Steve of Bloomington]

I met actually Kid Rock once, back when he was with Pamela Anderson.  We talked briefly and, as a vegetarian, I wondered how he reconciled Pamela's PETA work.  He said something to effect of "Everybody just needs to be tolerant, y'know?" 

Glad to see he's worked through his divorce anger like a grownup.

He should write a song about it, that's what his spiritual precursor John Lee Hooker would do.