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Phantom Hugger

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #120 on: December 19, 2007, 06:08:15 PM »
Quote from: TL on December 19, 2007, 01:30:02 PM
Quote from: Colin 2000 on December 19, 2007, 01:01:54 PM
Quote from: TL on December 18, 2007, 11:41:10 PM
Quote from: Andy on December 18, 2007, 11:39:07 PM
I don't know if I hate the tattoo more or the eyebrows.

...or Earth Crisis.



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5alVjhx-NoU[/youtube]


Wow - that bass player's built kinda like me!
I look even MORE bored on stage, though, and do even LESS exciting things with my fabulous musculature!




I recommend only listening to Earth Crisis at 45 rpm.  It transforms into an awesomely heavy Toy Dolls.
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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #121 on: December 19, 2007, 07:02:05 PM »
Quote from: TL on December 18, 2007, 10:28:25 PM



I'm inspired by this, and will be getting the following lyrics from "The Music Man" tattooed on my back:

"No bright-eyed, blushing, breathless baby-doll baby
Not for me.
That kinda child ties knots no sailor ever knew.
I prefer to take a chance on a more adult romance.
No dewy young miss
Who keeps resisting all the time she keeps insisting!
No wide-eyed, wholesome innocent female.
No sir.
Why, she's the fisherman, I'm the fish you see?--PLOP!
I flinch, I shy, when the lass with the delicate air goes by
I smile, I grin, when the gal with a touch of sin walks in.
I hope, and I pray, for a Hester to win just one more "A"
The sadder-but-wiser girl's the girl for me.
The sadder-but-wiser girl for me."

When I find this sadder-but-wiser girl, I expect she'll be sporting a "Cunt-Puncher" tattoo.

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Tim K in DC

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #122 on: December 20, 2007, 05:16:36 AM »
Quote from: Mrs. Jarvis Cocker on December 19, 2007, 06:02:06 PM

Also, how does one say "douchebag" in German?


"Showerbag." No, wait, that's how it's said in French.
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Sarah

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #123 on: December 20, 2007, 08:16:45 AM »
Huh, turns out "poire vaginale" is French for "douche bag" (literally, not figuratively).  I think "vaginal pear" has some promise as an insult.

Apparently the German for "shower" is "Dusche," "Spülung," or "Duschbad."  I can't find the German equivalent of "douche bag," however.
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Laurie

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #124 on: December 20, 2007, 04:19:19 PM »
"Duschbad" is close enough.
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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #125 on: December 20, 2007, 05:47:54 PM »
Duschbad = shower+bath in Swedish (doesn't make sense though)
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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #126 on: December 20, 2007, 06:59:14 PM »
Same thing in German, I believe.  And I've heard "shower bath" in English in old movies. 

What is "douche bag" in Swedish, crimestick?  I bet the German is similar.
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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #127 on: December 20, 2007, 07:59:26 PM »
we're getting off topic here.
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Sarah

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #128 on: December 20, 2007, 08:59:47 PM »
Don't be a douche, Andy.
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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #129 on: December 20, 2007, 10:31:16 PM »


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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #130 on: January 10, 2008, 12:49:59 AM »
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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #131 on: February 20, 2008, 11:02:11 AM »
Quote from: moonshake on December 16, 2007, 04:13:36 PM


http://blameitonthevoices.blogspot.com/2007/12/silicone-inplants-for-tattoo-boobs.html

According to Olbermann, this dude's body rejected the implants, and he's now been hospitalized for over a month, with an outside chance of losing his leg, and at the very least, a tattoo that's no longer legible due to loss of skin, infection, and "seepage".
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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #132 on: February 20, 2008, 01:14:18 PM »
Jesus, I thought the guy just had a weird knee or something. 
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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #133 on: February 20, 2008, 03:57:50 PM »
Quote from: SathingTron on January 10, 2008, 12:49:59 AM


My friend's tattooist is responsible for that. That tattoo is apparently on a horrible girl with questionable taste in men (specifically, other girls' boyfriends). Actually, I think it's fair to say that she has questionable taste in other aspects as well.
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Re: You'll probably regret that Clay Aiken tattoo
« Reply #134 on: February 20, 2008, 04:43:56 PM »
Quote from: Mrs. Jarvis Cocker on February 20, 2008, 03:57:50 PM
Quote from: SathingTron on January 10, 2008, 12:49:59 AM


My friend's tattooist is responsible for that. That tattoo is apparently on a horrible girl with questionable taste in men (specifically, other girls' boyfriends). Actually, I think it's fair to say that she has questionable taste in other aspects as well.

Such as what?
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