Get ready to meet my little friend

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Ugh, why did I read the plot for that movie? My first reaction wasn't "oh god, that's gross," but "those poor people."

I assume you are referring to the theater clean-up crew.

And the actors that had to get into that position for however many hours and days on end.

I finally watched the full trailer at Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel's Crash Test on Monday night and everyone in the audience was screaming their heads off.  Scheer pointed out that in the last frame when it's showing the credits blurb, you can see a note at the very bottom that reads: "100% Medically Accurate." ... WHICH IS EVEN MORE DISGUSTING!!!

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Along similar lines as "Get Ready To Meet My Little Friend," I have a wonderful story from this very evening.

After seeing Iron Man 2 with my pals, Joey and Jake, we were exiting the theater and asking Jake about the upcoming Thor movie, which he's done some background work on as one of Odin's guards (and his uniform looks AWESOME!!!).

Joey asks:  "Wasn't there an 80's movie where some guy thinks he's Thor?  What was that called? ... it was like 'Have A Good Time Babysitting,' right?"

He was of course referring to All the President's Men*





*Of course he was really referring to Adventures In Babysitting.

[Chris L]

From the commercials for JUST WRIGHT:

"It's President Obama calling! He doesn't want his name associated with a movie starring Common!"

[Steve in North Hollywood]

From the commercials for JUST WRIGHT:

"It's President Obama calling! He doesn't want his name associated with a movie starring Common!"

Yeah, Common... YIKES!  I was very relieved to learn that he wasn't playing B.A. Baracus in The A-Team.  I really wish Terry Crews had landed that role though.

From Iron Man 2...

Mickey Rourke as Whiplash:  "You don't whip me, ya know why?  Because I whip you!"

[Steve in North Hollywood]

From the straight-to-video release Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths ...


Superman to the other Earth's version of Superman:  "So, if I'm Superman, what does that make you? Two-perman?"

[Steve in North Hollywood]

From the new Robin Hood starring Russel Crowe...

"I am Robin Hood, and these are my Mystery Alaska costars."

[JonFromMaplewood]

"Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please."

         -Pierce Brosnan voiceover from Oceans.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

"Oceans spanning beyond my sight
And a million stars way above em at night
We don't have to be high to look in the sky
And know that's a miracle opened wide
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas
And everything chilling underwater, please."

         -Pierce Brosnan voiceover from Oceans.

So, you're saying I NEED to see Oceans?

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Also from Iron Man 2

Justin Hammer: "This is a .45 welded to the end of a length of chain.  You swing it around and it fires off at random.  Too York, PA for ya?  I agree."

[Paul DePhiladelphia]

One of Hollywood's best kept secrets is Humphey Bogart's skill at the art of subtle sneezing. This is best evident in is famous line from Casablanca: "Here's looking ((achoo)) kid."

[Steve in North Hollywood]

From Jonah Hex...


Hex: "Most of my lines are drastically muffled by this special effects make-up."

[Steve in North Hollywood]

One of Hollywood's best kept secrets is Humphey Bogart's skill at the art of subtle sneezing. This is best evident in is famous line from Casablanca: "Here's looking ((achoo)) kid."

Paul, I love it!

[samir]

Cyrus: "Seriously, don't James my mom."

[Al Czervik]

Get ready to Tweet my little friend.

[Steve of Bloomington]

'You don't even like children.'

'That's right, I don't.'