"[...]Here come's my handgun."
If I can say this and mean it once in my life, I'll know I have lived well.
I should hope that you only ever have to say that if you're some sort of law enforcement agent.
My misquote for the day, from Ferris Bueller's Day Off:
Sheen: "There's someone you should talk to."
Jeanie: "If you say my brother's name, you lose a testicle."
Sheen: "Oh, you know Ferris Bueller?"
P.S. Did anyone else see I Love You Man yet? They had a few "Get Ready"-esque misquotes.