Author Topic: Get ready to meet my little friend  (Read 177038 times)

scratchbomb

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #465 on: April 19, 2009, 05:48:55 PM »
Like the bad uncle no one wants to sit with at Thanksgiving, I am sure I am repeating myself, but

"I vill re-tuhn"

More from Ahnold ...

"Place your body near the floor!"

"Run to the helicopter!"
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buffcoat

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #466 on: April 19, 2009, 06:09:07 PM »
Hey, Sully, remember when I promised to kill you last?  I WASN'T TELLING THE TRUTH!


These people can't breathe.  Air is needed.


Who is your father?  What is his job?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

scratchbomb

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #467 on: April 19, 2009, 06:54:01 PM »
"It isn't malignant!"
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Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #468 on: April 20, 2009, 05:02:09 AM »
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #469 on: April 20, 2009, 09:45:48 AM »
I know, not a movie quote, but topical. Keep it classy, LA Times.

Notice the name of the rocket?


buffcoat

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #470 on: April 20, 2009, 02:31:04 PM »
Whoa, Roger Waters builds missles now?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #471 on: April 25, 2009, 04:02:12 AM »
He sure does ... And receives discipline in a Brooklyn dungeon from our favorite Droopy Dog impersonator.

"I'm part of the show's fabric, slave!"

And one for the topic:

"That's what I love about girlfriends past... I keep gettin' older.  They stay the same age."
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #472 on: April 25, 2009, 09:46:24 AM »
Drew Carey (nebbish): "A family walks into an agent's office, and does some gross stuff.  They're the Aritstocrats!"

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #473 on: April 25, 2009, 09:15:24 PM »
"It's the looney birds, Norman!"
"I'm riding the silence like John Cage up in this piece." -Tom Scharpling

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #474 on: April 27, 2009, 08:32:25 AM »
Drew Carey (nebbish): "A family walks into an agent's office, and does some gross stuff.  They're the Aritstocrats!"

Drew Carey never said that!  There isn't one single word about Cleveland in the whole sentence.
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #475 on: April 27, 2009, 12:52:21 PM »
"To forever and some more!" - Buzz Lightyear

dave from knoxville

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #476 on: April 28, 2009, 02:24:45 PM »
I made him an offer. He mulled it over, and then politely declined.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #477 on: April 29, 2009, 10:21:38 AM »
in honor of last night's guest:

"He really dislikes you. I'm not sure just why, though."
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #478 on: April 30, 2009, 04:56:20 AM »
Zodiac:  "Hello?"

Melvin Belli: "Hello, you're on with Melvin Belli?"

Zodiac: "This is Guy Ward Hendrickson speaking..."


http://cbs5.com/crime/zodiac.killer.claim.2.997735.html
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #479 on: May 02, 2009, 04:45:11 AM »
From X-Men Origins: Wolverine ...

"When the hell is Psylocke going to show up in one of these movies already?  Sheesh!" *



*I should point out, that line was said in my own mind, by me.
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.