Get ready to meet my little friend

[Come on, Jason]

"Are you trying to seduce me, David Robinson?"

[Martin]

"They pull out a shiv, you pull out a firearm. He sends one of yours to the doctor, you send one of his to the graveyard. That's how we do it in Chicago!"

[dave from knoxville]

"Father, forgive them, they don't know what they did."

[stevekindof]

"Your problem is you put the vagina on a plinth!"

[emma]

I really would prefer it if there were fewer snakes on this aircraft.

[namethebats]

"Say you've got a dot on this piece of paper. That spot? That's infinity. I'm going there, and then I'm going beyond that. There's no dot for that, it's more open-ended. You can't tell that as much with the paper because it's only 8 1/2 by 11. And it leaves out everything up to and including infinity, because that would be backtracking. Actually, going beyond infinity is probably more of a spiritual or metaphysical thing. So bringing the paper into it probably just confused you. But you see what I'm going for."

[Al Czervik]

"He can say that, because if he does, I'm going to take these rosemary bleeds and shove them up his nose."

[masterofsparks]

Excuse me sir, have you misplaced your hat?

[Chris L]

Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? One of those clocks with the bird in them.  I forget what they're called... maybe you get them at craft stores, I don't know.  Anyways, peace out. 

[dave from knoxville]

All the bars in the world, she comes into the one I'm in.

[dave from knoxville]

Fuh-get it!

[Stupornaut]

"C'mon, let's go break the law."
"Yeah, we should go to a sushi bar and leave without paying."

[stevekindof]

"You know it's funny;  when I was young I've always wanted a brother and I told mom that. And she told me "You already have a brother!?!".... and you're an asshole!"

[masterofsparks]

Williamson: The people are insane. They just like talking to salesmen. (starts for door)

Levene: Don't.

Williamson: I'm sorry.

Levene: Why?

Williamson: Serpentine, Shel.

[Sarah]

"Anáil nathrach, ortha bháis is beatha, do chéal déanaimh."