Author Topic: Get ready to meet my little friend  (Read 177156 times)

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #150 on: January 07, 2009, 06:50:24 PM »
You've got a choice.  You can take the blue pill, and wake up in your bed and forget all of this ever happened.  Or you can take the red pill, and I will show you a rabbit.
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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #151 on: January 07, 2009, 06:53:44 PM »
Let's fuck!  I'll fuck anything, even if it doesn't appear to be moving!
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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #152 on: January 07, 2009, 06:56:37 PM »
Madeleine: [calmly] You believe I like you as a friend?
Scottie: Yes.
Madeleine: And if you lose me, then you'll know I, I liked you as a friend. And I wanted to go on liking you as a friend.
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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #153 on: January 07, 2009, 06:58:40 PM »
Catwoman: Life's an asshole, now so am I.
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #154 on: January 07, 2009, 07:12:47 PM »
Let's fuck!  I'll fuck anything, even if it doesn't appear to be moving!

Haha.

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spaceprophet

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #155 on: January 07, 2009, 07:52:27 PM »
Don't be obsessed with your desires Spike. The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, 'A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.' He was a funny guy.
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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #156 on: January 07, 2009, 07:53:13 PM »
Buggin' Out: You the man.
Mookie: No you the man.
Buggin' Out: You the man.
Mookie: No you the man.
Buggin' Out: No. I'm just a struggling African-American man trying to maintain an erection in a cruel and harsh world.
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TacoSmith

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #157 on: January 07, 2009, 09:28:06 PM »
Dave's not home, bro!
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Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #158 on: January 08, 2009, 04:51:44 AM »
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't turn down."

~ The Godfather.
"I was in the shower and it occurred to me why the Hendersons named their guest "Harry."  That movie has layers!" ~ Jack Doneghy, 30 Rock.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #159 on: January 08, 2009, 11:11:00 AM »
You want to hear the story about my knuckle tattoos?  The left one says LOVE and the right one says HATE.  I think it's from the Bible or Do the Right Thing, I forget.

-Night of the Hunter

Chris L

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #160 on: January 08, 2009, 11:25:55 AM »
Waarrriorrrs...  let's fight in the streee-eeeet....

Chris L

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #161 on: January 08, 2009, 11:29:27 AM »
What is your major malfunction, Amazing Larry?

Chris L

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #162 on: January 08, 2009, 11:37:12 AM »
HEY BLONDIE!!  YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE??!!??  JUST A NO-GOOD FACTORY-WRAPPED -- AAAAH-AAH-AH-AH-AAAAAHHHH

Pat K

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #163 on: January 08, 2009, 12:15:25 PM »
Yeah, but "Mr. Brown"? That's a little too close to "Mr. Kaka".
I'm warning you with peace and love.

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #164 on: January 08, 2009, 12:20:48 PM »
- It's over Johnny! It's over!

- Nothing is over! Nothing! You don't just press control - alt - delete!
I was the first guy in hardcore to whip people with his belt.