Author Topic: Get ready to meet my little friend  (Read 177097 times)

B_Buster

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #225 on: January 08, 2009, 06:04:45 PM »
The first rule of fight club--you do not talk about price club.
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #226 on: January 08, 2009, 06:07:46 PM »
Spartans! Get ready to eat your breakfast. Tonight we're having Taco Bell.

Steeley Chris

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #227 on: January 08, 2009, 06:09:39 PM »
"The NVA do not surf."
"Dad gets mad."

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #228 on: January 08, 2009, 09:55:54 PM »
"Waiter! Coffee!"

"I'm a lady."

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #229 on: January 08, 2009, 10:09:41 PM »
I'm so tired of all these virgin suicides.
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dave from knoxville

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #230 on: January 09, 2009, 12:22:49 PM »
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. How about a beer?

Chris L

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #231 on: January 09, 2009, 12:29:37 PM »
"Recycling day!"

Chris L

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #232 on: January 09, 2009, 12:48:29 PM »
"E.T. ringtones."

Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #233 on: January 09, 2009, 01:53:08 PM »
"The numbering on this volume knob has an extra digit on it for some reason."
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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #234 on: January 09, 2009, 01:58:29 PM »
Dante: My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Clerk: All at the same time?
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Chris L

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #235 on: January 09, 2009, 02:20:22 PM »
We didn't land on Plymouth Rock!  In fact, Plymouth Rock doesn't even exist! 

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #236 on: January 09, 2009, 02:35:08 PM »
I wish I could quit smoking.  I mean you.
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Shaggy 2 Grote

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #237 on: January 09, 2009, 02:40:29 PM »
We have to steal George Washington's False Teeth!
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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #238 on: January 09, 2009, 02:41:05 PM »
Sheriff Teasle: Are you telling me that 200 of our men against your boy is a no-win situation for us?

Col. Trautman: You send that many, don't forget one thing.

Sheriff Teasle: What?

Col. Trautman: A good supply of body oils.

dave from knoxville

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Re: Get ready to meet my little friend
« Reply #239 on: January 09, 2009, 02:45:06 PM »
They pull a knife, you run and hide behind the dumpster! He sends one of yours to the hospital, you leave town!