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Sarah

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1455 on: March 14, 2010, 11:34:06 PM »
Good.  Back to the source.

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1456 on: March 14, 2010, 11:36:42 PM »
What does my ex-wife and an Emergency Broadcast System announcement have in common?  They both are super loud, shrieking annoying noisemakers!

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1457 on: March 14, 2010, 11:38:21 PM »
Why did the chicken cross the road?  To get away from my evil harpy of an ex-wife!

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1458 on: March 14, 2010, 11:39:58 PM »
And speaking of chickens, what does my ex-wife and chicken have in common?  They both cluck all day!

(I don't even know what that is supposed to mean)

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1459 on: March 14, 2010, 11:42:58 PM »
What does my ex-wife and a pair of bowling shoes have in common?  They are both worn out and smelly from all of the various people who have used them recently!

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1460 on: March 14, 2010, 11:44:25 PM »
What's the difference between a television set and my ex-wife?  You don't always have to share your feelings and thoughts with the television set!  And the television isn't alway trying to get you to say what you think about things!

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1461 on: March 14, 2010, 11:48:13 PM »
What do Kareem Adbul-Jabbar and my ex-wife have in common?  They are both much taller and better at basketball than me.

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1462 on: March 14, 2010, 11:49:25 PM »
What's the difference between the front door of my new apartment and my ex-wife?  The front door of my apartment won't let just anybody inside!

Sarah

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1463 on: March 14, 2010, 11:51:04 PM »
What about "What do my ex-wife and a television have in common?  They're always trying to get me to buy stuff I don't need?"

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1464 on: March 14, 2010, 11:53:00 PM »
What does my ex-wife and a person who just stole a rabbit and doesn't know how to get away with the crime have in common?  They both really ought to dye their hare!

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1465 on: March 14, 2010, 11:54:50 PM »
What about "What do my ex-wife and a television have in common?  They're always trying to get me to buy stuff I don't need?"

Good one!  How true!

Sarah

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1466 on: March 14, 2010, 11:57:54 PM »
Happy to contribute to the cause.

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1467 on: March 14, 2010, 11:58:07 PM »
What does my ex-wife and polio have in common?  They are both very scary to children!

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1468 on: March 14, 2010, 11:59:37 PM »
Did you ever notice how you never see Satan and my ex-wife in the same room?

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1469 on: March 15, 2010, 12:03:14 AM »
What does my ex-wife and a large, sectional sofa bought from the Levitz outlet store have in common? They both have a distinct, pugent odor that permeates my apartment and all of my clothes and can't be removed no matter how many Lysol baths are given!