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Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1470 on: March 15, 2010, 12:04:43 AM »
What's the difference between my ex-wife and the DVD of Spiderman 2?  The DVD of Spiderman 2 totally kicks ass!  And my ex-wife does not totally kick ass.

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1471 on: March 15, 2010, 12:05:34 AM »
Why did my ex-wife cross the road?  Because she resembles a chicken!

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« Reply #1472 on: March 15, 2010, 12:06:54 AM »
Nice callback to the clucking.

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« Reply #1473 on: March 15, 2010, 12:10:58 AM »
Nice callback to the clucking.

Yes, I learned the art of the "callback" in my years as a comedy writer for various humor shows.

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« Reply #1474 on: March 15, 2010, 12:12:27 AM »
It was particularly impressive because the clucking joke mystified you earlier.

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1475 on: March 15, 2010, 12:12:59 AM »
What's the difference between a pair of sneakers and my ex-wife?  A pair of sneakers will become dirty and blood-stained if they walk all over people whereas my ex-wife will walk over people and she will experience no ill side effects.

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1476 on: March 15, 2010, 12:15:40 AM »
What does my ex-wife and my abnormally large head have in common?  They both have had a hand in destroying my self-esteem!

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1477 on: March 15, 2010, 12:16:59 AM »
It was particularly impressive because the clucking joke mystified you earlier.

"Mystify" is a strong word.  Let's just say I thought it was a pretty weak joke.  Not like all of the other very strong ones that I've written tonight.

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« Reply #1478 on: March 15, 2010, 12:18:51 AM »
Certainly, your experience as a seasoned jokester has been shining through otherwise.

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1479 on: March 15, 2010, 12:19:40 AM »
What does my ex-wife and a Chinese buffet have in common?  Jorge Espinoza eats both of them!

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1480 on: March 15, 2010, 12:22:21 AM »
What's the difference between my ex-wife and Nicholas Cage?  Nicholas Cage had a mullet when he starred in Con Air, and my wife had a mullet when she went to go see Con Air!

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1481 on: March 15, 2010, 12:23:50 AM »
What does my ex-wife and the latest Hal Hartley film have in common?  They are both sad shadows of their early years!

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1482 on: March 15, 2010, 12:26:03 AM »
What's the difference between Jacques Tati and my ex-wife?  One creates magnificent comedies regarding the loss of tradition and culture to the steamroller of modernity and the other is some French dude!

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1483 on: March 15, 2010, 12:27:45 AM »
What does my wife and a prison shiv have in common?  They both have stabbed me right in the heart!

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1484 on: March 15, 2010, 12:30:01 AM »
What does my ex-wife and a vintage fixie have in common?  They both have been ridden by numerous hipsters!