Author Topic: POST BURNING SITE  (Read 951990 times)

Stan

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1500 on: March 15, 2010, 01:21:06 AM »
 Jason, please sticky this thread.

 Excelsior!
                                 "This must be where buffcoat left his pants."

Sarah

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1501 on: March 15, 2010, 01:25:05 AM »
Consider it worth it, then.

Which of Maine's august establishments of higher learning did you attend?

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1502 on: March 15, 2010, 01:32:53 AM »
I'll reply offline if you're actually interested.  I think all of my profile info is available and I can be emailed like a normal human.

What's the difference between my ex-wife and my FOT profile?

Sarah

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1503 on: March 15, 2010, 01:35:39 AM »
I could try to come up with a clever guess, but I'll say "I don't know--what?" instead.

Stan

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1504 on: March 15, 2010, 01:36:46 AM »

What's the difference between my ex-wife and my FOT profile?

 The .jpeg?
                                 "This must be where buffcoat left his pants."

Sarah

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1505 on: March 15, 2010, 01:41:59 AM »
Also, come now, would naming the school here really out you?

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1506 on: March 15, 2010, 01:49:26 AM »

What's the difference between my ex-wife and my FOT profile?

 The .jpeg?

What's the difference between my ex-wife and my FOT profile photo?  Nuthin'! They're both lazy in bed!

Sarah

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1507 on: March 16, 2010, 09:47:06 AM »
Such a promising start.  Pity.

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1508 on: March 16, 2010, 05:47:56 PM »
What are you talking about?!?!  I got to 50!  That's quite an accomplishment, I think...50 horrible, original jokes in about 2-3 hours.  I see that all I got was access to the downloads.  I was expecting some kind of welcoming committee or a plaque of some sort.

Sarah

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1509 on: March 16, 2010, 05:51:57 PM »
I believe I made my appreciation of your accomplishment apparent the other night.  My comment had to do with the fact that you completed that heroic task and then . . . nothing. 

But perhaps you needed some rest.

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1510 on: March 17, 2010, 01:40:19 PM »
Well, my big plan was to listen to the show live last night, but my power went out (we had windstorms in the Pacific NW) and didn't come back on till 1 in the morning.  I was going to do the whole forum/chat/scharpgasm thing but nature had her way with me instead...

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1511 on: March 17, 2010, 10:53:09 PM »
My car is so old, that cops can't use radar, they have to use CMB radiation receivers!

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1512 on: March 17, 2010, 10:54:43 PM »
My car is so old, that I don't have an air conditioner.  I press a button and eunuch uses an ostrich feature fan on me!

Rev. Calvin Butts

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1513 on: March 17, 2010, 10:56:31 PM »
My car is such a piece of junk, that when I use my left turn signal, Freebird plays until the hesher bungied to my fender flicks his lighter to the song!

tenni

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Re: POST BURNING SITE
« Reply #1514 on: March 17, 2010, 11:27:35 PM »
Reaching 50 posts seems like a lifetime away.
Eagerly awaiting the release of "Pleasure Island: A Rock Fontasy"