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creepiest calls?
« on: January 15, 2009, 06:00:37 AM »
 What are some of the most creepy and disturbing calls you can remember?

 One for me was when Tom was, I think, doing that lighthouse confessions segment. This one guy called up and kept going on about how he stole 20 bucks from his friend when they were younger. I don't know why, maybe just his general vibe, but that was the creepiest call ever.

 Then another was when a guy called up (he sounded like a regular caller) and mentioned how he sold all his Apple stock a while back on the advice of someone, and he could've been a millionaire if he didn't take that advice. Tom basically says "tough luck, it happens", and the guy very quickly gets angry and tells Tom that he wishes he was the guy who mugged him in a parking garage.


edit: I forgot: spike calls don't count
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Re: creepiest calls?
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2009, 08:30:01 AM »
Do Fredricks of New Port Richey's calls count?
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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2009, 10:59:47 AM »
Lighthouse confessions also produced that interminable call about the guy's girlfriend and the teacher.  I'm still waiting for closure on that anecdote.
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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2009, 11:38:48 AM »
I think the guy proudly running the "dead pool" at his office was pretty creepy and horrible.
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Re: creepiest calls?
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2009, 11:45:19 AM »
Pretty much any call from Tommert was creepy. His need to express his love for Tom. And his songs.

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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2009, 12:31:09 PM »
Do Fredricks of New Port Richey's calls count?

Yes. The guy needs to go back in his cave.
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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2009, 12:44:58 PM »
Do Fredricks of New Port Richey's calls count?

Yes. The guy needs to go back in his cave. learn how to quote posts properly too.

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Re: creepiest calls?
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2009, 12:48:46 PM »
Guy who likes scaring old people on the street.

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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2009, 12:56:29 PM »
i would agree that the caller who confessed stealing money from his pal TWENTY years ago was off his rocker from the start.  the apple guy creeped me out also- and he sounds EXACTLY like frank from weehawken (Tom mistook him for the apple guy once as well). 

more recently, the woman who was turned on by Tom's voice.  blegh.

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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2009, 03:05:00 PM »
more recently, the woman who was turned on by Tom's voice.  blegh.

I didn't think she was creepy, but then I'm a guy.  Of course, she didn't sound sincere either.  She could probably use a few pointers on delivery from Maya from Brooklyn.

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Re: creepiest calls?
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2009, 03:22:20 PM »
The guy who didn't wash his towels
The beer in the shower guy

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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2009, 03:26:52 PM »
The guy who didn't wash his towels


I managed to miss this, despite being certain that I listened to that show. Can anyone tell me which episode/approximate time this call was?

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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2009, 03:32:05 PM »

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Quote from: erika on Today at 12:31:09 PM
Quote from: Steve in North Hollywood on Today at 08:30:01 AM
Do Fredricks of New Port Richey's calls count?

Yes. The guy needs to go back in his cave. learn how to quote posts properly too.



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Re: creepiest calls?
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2009, 04:00:43 PM »
Guy who likes scaring old people on the street.

The Kid's reaction to that caller was pretty great, though.

Also, I'm still amazed that shower beer is an actual thing. I mean, it's not just that one guy who does it. Other dudes enjoy a cold one in the hot shower and also reading Maxim Magazine, I guess. I don't know.
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Re: creepiest calls?
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2009, 04:25:59 PM »
The guy who didn't wash his towels


I managed to miss this, despite being certain that I listened to that show. Can anyone tell me which episode/approximate time this call was?

Best advice/worst advice was topic, i believe, and this guy's best advice was to wash his towels.  I think.