creepiest calls?

[emdasher]

During Tom's audio cuddle party---

http://www.wfmu.org/listen.ram?show=12171&archive=14913&starttime=0:41:07

[pizzaparty]

Julie's calls because of her awkward pauses after every sentence, that and the loud swallowing noises she makes.  It totally creeps me out. ughhh.....I can just hear her voice in my head right now.

[Pat K]

The hands-down winner for me is the smack-addicted Tom Waits fan who worked at that gas station. That guy was in a whole mess of trouble.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

The guy who didn't wash his towels
The beer in the shower guy

absolutely.

more recently, the woman who was turned on by Tom's voice.  blegh.

I didn't think she was creepy, but then I'm a guy.  Of course, she didn't sound sincere either.  She could probably use a few pointers on delivery from Maya from Brooklyn.

she was creepy.  her voice went from "hi, im calling a radio show to throw my two cents in" to "hey...im calling a late nite hotline...and i want to butter your bread." 

and i still dont really get the maya from brooklyn thing either. 

[samir]

jack nicholson should go shop for a coffin guy.. is that the same as beer in the shower? either way, him.

[A.M. Thomas]

Julie's calls because of her awkward pauses after every sentence, that and the loud swallowing noises she makes.  It totally creeps me out. ughhh.....I can just hear her voice in my head right now.

You love it.

[Sarah]

jack nicholson should go shop for a coffin guy.. is that the same as beer in the shower? either way, him.

I believe shop-for-a-coffin guy was sittin' in his bedroom after a hard day enjoyin' a cold beer.

[buffcoat]

jack nicholson should go shop for a coffin guy.. is that the same as beer in the shower? either way, him.

I believe shop-for-a-coffin guy was sittin' in his bedroom after a hard day enjoyin' a cold beer.

You all sound stupid.

[Fido]

jack nicholson should go shop for a coffin guy.. is that the same as beer in the shower? either way, him.

I believe shop-for-a-coffin guy was sittin' in his bedroom after a hard day enjoyin' a cold beer.

You all sound stupid.

No, you sound stupid.

Anyway, the creepiest for me was the weird-sounding guy from Queens, whose name I can't remember, but who Tom decided was probably a major drug addict. Real or specious, those calls gave me the creeps. I'm not creeped out all that easily.

[Kim Kelly]

jack nicholson should go shop for a coffin guy.. is that the same as beer in the shower? either way, him.

I believe shop-for-a-coffin guy was sittin' in his bedroom after a hard day enjoyin' a cold beer.

You all sound stupid.

No, you sound stupid.

Anyway, the creepiest for me was the weird-sounding guy from Queens, whose name I can't remember, but who Tom decided was probably a major drug addict. Real or specious, those calls gave me the creeps. I'm not creeped out all that easily.

That was Fred from Queens. Didn't he recently call in? Or was that a ghost of New Port Richey's future? OR did I dream all of that up?

[chrisfoll577]

Fredericks after asserting Neal Pollack's superiority over Robert Pollard.  His voice suddenly changes and he says  'Did I upset you?'... like he's inside Tom's head like Hannibal Lecter, and he's just discovered that Guided by Voices is his Achilles Heel.

[masterofsparks]

jack nicholson should go shop for a coffin guy.. is that the same as beer in the shower? either way, him.

I believe shop-for-a-coffin guy was sittin' in his bedroom after a hard day enjoyin' a cold beer.

You all sound stupid.

No, you sound stupid.

Anyway, the creepiest for me was the weird-sounding guy from Queens, whose name I can't remember, but who Tom decided was probably a major drug addict. Real or specious, those calls gave me the creeps. I'm not creeped out all that easily.

That was Fred from Queens. Didn't he recently call in? Or was that a ghost of New Port Richey's future? OR did I dream all of that up?

I believe he called and spoke to Fredericks during one of those freak free-for-alls that've happened on the last few shows.

Oh, and his name is Frederick from Queens. Show him some respect.

[Pete Velcro]

It was a few months ago now, Jason called in towards the very end of the show with the most ominous tone. He said something that seemed very inside between Tom and him and then ended with "so I can laugh when I hear your voice" or something...

It's entirely possible I just wasn't getting it, but that call sounded waaaay creepy.

[dave from knoxville]

Fredericks after asserting Neal Pollack's superiority over Robert Pollard.  His voice suddenly changes and he says  'Did I upset you?'... like he's inside Tom's head like Hannibal Lecter, and he's just discovered that Guided by Voices is his Achilles Heel.

Perfect! Post of the week.

[erechoveraker]

In recent memory, it was that handicapped/aids prank call via the Volcano Suns people or whatever the connection was. I remember just being really creeped out by that at the time, and even more so once all the poo flew afterwards. How did the person on the phone not abort the mission like 2 words in is maybe the part that creeps the most. They thought that was working? YIKES.