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birdsandrabbits

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #135 on: March 16, 2009, 08:51:08 PM »
we can all agree this is staged, right?

that being said, Tommy getting dumped publicly for a second time was awesome.

erechoveraker

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #136 on: March 16, 2009, 08:57:26 PM »
Yeah, most of that seemed completely scripted. Also, there is no way that Ogre-tools baby mama was 4 months pregnant. No way.



Andy

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #137 on: March 17, 2009, 12:25:20 AM »
no way its scripted.  this show is too good to be scripted.
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Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
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Kim Kelly

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #138 on: March 17, 2009, 01:18:54 AM »
Also, there is no way that Ogre-tools baby mama was 4 months pregnant. No way.

Huh?
Too soon?

Big Plastic Head

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #139 on: March 17, 2009, 01:29:04 AM »
I was bored. Just watched the "reunion"....








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erechoveraker

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #140 on: March 17, 2009, 10:43:22 AM »
Huh?

Did you see the reunion? The big steroid tool had another girlfriend out there, and they brought her up and she said she was 4 months preggers with his kid. Only she was super skinny and wearing a pretty tight little outfit, and there was no bulge, so I called shenanigans.



Kim Kelly

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #141 on: March 17, 2009, 11:15:47 AM »
Huh?

Did you see the reunion? The big steroid tool had another girlfriend out there, and they brought her up and she said she was 4 months preggers with his kid. Only she was super skinny and wearing a pretty tight little outfit, and there was no bulge, so I called shenanigans.




There was a slight bump.

Look, this is the Tool Academy reunion we're talking about, so there isn't really much need to put any thought into it. But seriously. Plenty of women don't show until well into their fifth or sixth month. It's perfectly normal.
Too soon?

Jixby Phillips

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #142 on: March 18, 2009, 02:20:19 AM »
God, the pregnant woman coming out was mind-blowing. It honestly felt like a parody of Tool Academy. Suck it, new life.

(I like to pretend everything on this show is %100 real)

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #143 on: March 19, 2009, 12:59:49 PM »
Sean admitting he's still a tool (proved by preggo) and tiny tool+wife being asked about their sex life.  gross.

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #144 on: March 20, 2009, 02:10:19 PM »
I stopped watching with two to go and was fine with it but at a moment of boredom decided to watch the last 2. They were particularly bad. What pleasures that show had dwindled over time.

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #145 on: March 20, 2009, 02:12:30 PM »
I stopped watching with two to go and was fine with it but at a moment of boredom decided to watch the last 2. They were particularly bad. What pleasures that show had dwindled over time.

same here.  i missed the last two and only caught ten minutes of the reunion show.  my new VH1 favorite: Tough Love.

ericluxury

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #146 on: March 20, 2009, 05:59:47 PM »
I was cured of any desire for this kind of entertainment after maybe the 8th season of The Real World that I watched. Until someone like Tom, who I respect but doesn't seem to regularly endorse this kind of bullshit and generally appears to see the distinction between awful tv and good tv, says I should check it out, I am done.

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #147 on: March 20, 2009, 07:13:32 PM »
unfortunately, they irritate the hell out of me but not enough to stop wasting sunday afternoons on.  luckily, i only have the patience for one at a time.

from this point on, anything NOT about Tough Love, i will be oblivious to.

erechoveraker

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #148 on: March 20, 2009, 07:50:26 PM »
from this point on, anything NOT about Tough Love, i will be oblivious to.

Get on the I Love Money 2 train though, it's great. Also, it has no misconceptions about what it is, a bunch of washed up reality hobo's battling for some money!

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Tool Academy
« Reply #149 on: March 23, 2009, 12:00:57 PM »
from this point on, anything NOT about Tough Love, i will be oblivious to.

Get on the I Love Money 2 train though, it's great. Also, it has no misconceptions about what it is, a bunch of washed up reality hobo's battling for some money!

chances are, ive seen the show they were on.  this means, sadly...old news, next!  Tough Love is great because i will never tire of being blown away by the sheer oblivious nature of people looking to make their lives better, which is: my life must suck because of something EVERYONE ELSE is doing, not me.

its hilarious and enraging at the same time.