Author Topic: Is there any FOT interested in a 2007 Honda Fit From Another FOT  (Read 4899 times)

Matthew

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Hi guys,

You may remember me as Matt from Gowanus, who called once to complain about Indiana Jones IV this summer and who called even farther back to say that "Two And A Half Men" would work better as a cereal commercial.

I hope this isn't against the forum rules, but I am trying to find a responsible home for a car I no longer need, and I just thought I'd ask a community I trusted.

Here is the ad:

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/cto/1009927375.html

Someday soon, I plan on doing something more FOT Forum appropriate like a thread where people post pictures of their Best Show schwag in action (poster on the wall, shirt on the person, etc.).

For now, there's this.

Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! If I am tarnishing the general discussion section with a solicitation!

Matthew

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Re: Is there any FOT interested in a 2007 Honda Fit From Another FOT
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2009, 04:22:30 PM »
if i had $12,000 to throw at the bank in one swift movement, i would drive to NY right now and buy your car.  im being serious.

(sigh)

Matthew

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Re: Is there any FOT interested in a 2007 Honda Fit From Another FOT
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2009, 04:32:35 PM »
if i had $12,000 to throw at the bank in one swift movement, i would drive to NY right now and buy your car.  im being serious.

(sigh)

Bless you (at the very least) for keeping this thread alive!


Andy

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Re: Is there any FOT interested in a 2007 Honda Fit From Another FOT
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2009, 05:33:01 PM »
$7 is my final offer.  take it or leave it.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Matthew

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Re: Is there any FOT interested in a 2007 Honda Fit From Another FOT
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2009, 05:40:52 PM »
$7 is my final offer.  take it or leave it.

Sale's over, everyone! Andy gets my car!

FIT is go!

(banter)

cas-vik

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Re: Is there any FOT interested in a 2007 Honda Fit From Another FOT
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2009, 06:04:43 PM »
$7 is my final offer.  take it or leave it.

Sale's over, everyone! Andy gets my car!

FIT is go!

(banter)


Darn!  If only you'd waited another 30 minutes I would've offered you 10 bucks and I'd have bought you lunch.  A nice lunch.  Like the Olive Garden or something.  We'd get salad and bread sticks and then split a pasta dish of some sort.

Unfortunately though I'm busy paying off my own midsized family sedan.  The sad part is I don't even have a family.

Matthew

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Re: Is there any FOT interested in a 2007 Honda Fit From Another FOT
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2009, 06:14:46 PM »
$7 is my final offer.  take it or leave it.

Sale's over, everyone! Andy gets my car!

FIT is go!

(banter)


Darn!  If only you'd waited another 30 minutes I would've offered you 10 bucks and I'd have bought you lunch.  A nice lunch.  Like the Olive Garden or something.  We'd get salad and bread sticks and then split a pasta dish of some sort.

Unfortunately though I'm busy paying off my own midsized family sedan.  The sad part is I don't even have a family.

Man, Diane Arbus Photo guy, next to Panera Bread, the Olive Garden is my favorite chain.

Your Sedan story is an Onion headline waiting to happen.

Sale or no sale, this thread is paying emotional dividends.

iAmBaronVonTito

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Re: Is there any FOT interested in a 2007 Honda Fit From Another FOT
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2009, 06:17:31 PM »
what?!  i'll up his nice lunch with a GREAT lunch, drinks, and id sell my car now and hand you $3,000 cash.


youre selling it for $3,000, yeah?

Matthew

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Re: Is there any FOT interested in a 2007 Honda Fit From Another FOT
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2009, 06:25:26 PM »
LOL

You don't understand: When one eats at the Olive Garden, one is family.

cas-vik

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Re: Is there any FOT interested in a 2007 Honda Fit From Another FOT
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2009, 06:29:37 PM »
$7 is my final offer.  take it or leave it.

Sale's over, everyone! Andy gets my car!

FIT is go!

(banter)


Darn!  If only you'd waited another 30 minutes I would've offered you 10 bucks and I'd have bought you lunch.  A nice lunch.  Like the Olive Garden or something.  We'd get salad and bread sticks and then split a pasta dish of some sort.

Unfortunately though I'm busy paying off my own midsized family sedan.  The sad part is I don't even have a family.

Man, Diane Arbus Photo guy, next to Panera Bread, the Olive Garden is my favorite chain.

Your Sedan story is an Onion headline waiting to happen.

Sale or no sale, this thread is paying emotional dividends.


It's all to real, Matthew.  All to real.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/lie_to_cover_surprise_party

Good luck selling the car though.  Where are you moving to?

Kim Kelly

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Re: Is there any FOT interested in a 2007 Honda Fit From Another FOT
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2009, 06:36:38 PM »
I think the Fit is kind of cute, but then again, I am susceptible to youth-targeted advertising.
Too soon?

Andy

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Re: Is there any FOT interested in a 2007 Honda Fit From Another FOT
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2009, 06:56:18 PM »
I want a toyota sequoyah.  anyone got an 08 model or newer for sale?  I'm offering $15
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

Matthew

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Re: Is there any FOT interested in a 2007 Honda Fit From Another FOT
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2009, 07:20:20 PM »
I want a toyota sequoyah.  anyone got an 08 model or newer for sale?  I'm offering $15

SCAM WARNING: If this man tries to give you $15 bucks via wire or money order, it may be fraud. If respondents offer to buy lunch at the Olive Garden, do not let them leave for the bathroom before paying.

Matthew

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Re: Is there any FOT interested in a 2007 Honda Fit From Another FOT
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2009, 07:20:57 PM »
$7 is my final offer.  take it or leave it.

Sale's over, everyone! Andy gets my car!

FIT is go!

(banter)


Darn!  If only you'd waited another 30 minutes I would've offered you 10 bucks and I'd have bought you lunch.  A nice lunch.  Like the Olive Garden or something.  We'd get salad and bread sticks and then split a pasta dish of some sort.

Unfortunately though I'm busy paying off my own midsized family sedan.  The sad part is I don't even have a family.

Man, Diane Arbus Photo guy, next to Panera Bread, the Olive Garden is my favorite chain.

Your Sedan story is an Onion headline waiting to happen.

Sale or no sale, this thread is paying emotional dividends.


It's all to real, Matthew.  All to real.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/lie_to_cover_surprise_party

Good luck selling the car though.  Where are you moving to?

Back to Brooklyn

Andy

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Re: Is there any FOT interested in a 2007 Honda Fit From Another FOT
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2009, 08:51:53 PM »
I just need your account number and bank routing number so that I can transfer the funds to your account.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time