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Denim Gremlin

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #105 on: March 08, 2009, 09:00:40 PM »
Local pop music is an easy target, but these young men are just awful:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqRbpKDB5Zg[/youtube]
Spot the subtle double entendres, if you can.
That said, I of course cannot help but cast my dumbfounded vote for brokeNCYDE.

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #106 on: March 16, 2009, 06:46:32 PM »
I just found out that brokeNCYDE are going to be playing a free show at my school on Thursday.  I kind of want to witness the horror of their live show, but I know I'll regret it.

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #107 on: March 16, 2009, 06:55:37 PM »
not if you take photos.  twitpic!

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #108 on: March 18, 2009, 02:31:58 PM »
I just found out that brokeNCYDE are going to be playing a free show at my school on Thursday.  I kind of want to witness the horror of their live show, but I know I'll regret it.

Now that you've posted this, you are duty bound to go and report back here with your findings. Science demands it.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #109 on: March 18, 2009, 09:15:34 PM »
After reading the lyrics to this beautiful song, freaxxx, I'd suggest that we're all duty bound to exsanguinate the young men of brokencyde:

I walk into the club looking kind of sexy now.
I see these shorties in the corner, they started making out.
They pull their panties down, they take their pants off.
Then they started getting freaky on the dance floor.
Shake it mommy give it to me like you need some love.
I got some bottles in the caddy that we can open up.
Let's get drunk tonight, baby we don't have to f**k.
And bring your friend along, maybe we can have some fun.

Let's get freaky now, let's get f**king freaky now. [x4]
I got these b**ches all tipsy trying to sex me.
I know they want it, alcoholics are some sex freaks.
This ex and chronic gots me wanting to get messy.
So let's get messy girls, come on let's go get messy girls.
Come on b**ch, you know you want this.
That hardcore s**t will make you feel the toxic.
Versace, Rolex watches.
Bently coups with the 20's droppin.
Convertible top, and the wheels spin.
I can taste that ice when my grill is in.
If you want me baby feel me in.
'cause I don't waste my time with lesbians.

Let's get freaky now, let's get f**king freaky now. [x4]
Liar! [x8]
Oh baby why did you have to lie to me.
I can't play no more games.
These thoughts are slowly controlling me.
You're turning off the flame.
So go baby go baby.
You don't want me.
So go baby go baby.
Come and get me.
So go baby go baby.
You don't want me.
So go baby go!
Come and get me.
Let's get freaky now, let's get f**king freaky now. [x4]

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #110 on: March 18, 2009, 10:26:38 PM »
Worst song, best dancing:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hg7M8qI5m8[/youtube]

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #111 on: March 19, 2009, 09:36:12 AM »
They ladies described must indeed be freaxxx if they are able to pull their panties down before taking their pants off. Are they wearing their panties on the outside of their pants or are they just that good?
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #112 on: March 19, 2009, 03:39:21 PM »
Versace, Rolex watches.
Bently coups with the 20's droppin.
Convertible top, and the wheels spin.
I can taste that ice when my grill is in.
If you want me baby feel me in.
'cause I don't waste my time with lesbians....


Wow. Somehow, these lyrics outdo the horribleness of the song when they stand alone. Really, really, really bad.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #113 on: March 19, 2009, 07:16:32 PM »
They ladies described must indeed be freaxxx if they are able to pull their panties down before taking their pants off. Are they wearing their panties on the outside of their pants or are they just that good?
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #114 on: March 19, 2009, 07:46:36 PM »
They ladies described must indeed be freaxxx if they are able to pull their panties down before taking their pants off. Are they wearing their panties on the outside of their pants or are they just that good?



eh...?

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #115 on: March 19, 2009, 09:09:03 PM »

eh...?


Ahahahahhaah that's ridiculous! I was gonna say "Is that Lindsey Lohan on the left?", then I realized that it was Lindsey Lohan AND Paris Hilton. Lovely. Then I laughed.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #116 on: March 19, 2009, 10:23:25 PM »
Worst song, best dancing:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hg7M8qI5m8[/youtube]

Thanks for highlighting this. I've added for my 3/20 post in my ongoing series on Inappropriate Walk Up Music
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #117 on: March 20, 2009, 03:10:50 AM »
That dancing is very Oompa-Loompa-inspired.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #118 on: March 22, 2009, 05:37:46 PM »
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43pkqeamXe8&e[/youtube].

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #119 on: March 22, 2009, 05:57:37 PM »
I teach the history of rock and roll at an institution of higher education (probably the equivalent of "yoga" or "basket-weaving" classes in yesteryears) and today (yep, teaching on Sundays this semester) we discussed the worst song.  I MADE them sit through Brokencyde.  Made them. 
Most of the students were horrified--like blank looks of disbelief. 

A couple people said, "I don't know...it's not that bad." 

Is it worse that "Kokomo"? 
Well it's been a long time since I've had my favorite drink