The Worst Song Ever

[Ike]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3SP3HMSntA


I searched and didn't find it--if it's here already I'll delete the post. 

If it's not, YOU'RE WELCOME. 

This one, right here, might be the nadir.  Or zenith, depending on your perspective. 
Ike

[mackro]

You guys are way too blessed.  BLESSED!  So Blessed, that Brian Blessed called and asked what's going on.

Far worse then brokeNYCDE, far worse than Attack Attack (who aren't really that bad if you think of them as America's inaugural Eurovision entry.  And at least they provoke laughter), far worse than Asher Roth, Trouble Andrew, anything by Tha Pumpsta, or any of those d-bags.

Ahem..  Ladies, gents, Pepto Bismol down the hatch..

Cosmo Jarvis.  "Problems"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWoNnHGcBmQ

..because you see, women are only out to marry guys only to divorce them later in life, and take their money.  Domestic violence whatever. Because men have PROOOOOBLEMS OF THEEEEIIR OWN.  YEEEE IT'S OOOOOLLL YOOOOOORRR FOOOOOOOLT... oh god, and this Cosmo guy's flow is the WORST WORST, oh lord where's the noose.

What hurts: this guy's got fans. Not ironic fans. real fans.  LOTS of them.  Fight the real enemy.

[ian]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm5NLxXDSek[/youtube]

Final Placement - "Shine"

[dave from knoxville]

Winner.

You guys are way too blessed.  BLESSED!  So Blessed, that Brian Blessed called and asked what's going on.

Far worse then brokeNYCDE, far worse than Attack Attack (who aren't really that bad if you think of them as America's inaugural Eurovision entry.  And at least they provoke laughter), far worse than Asher Roth, Trouble Andrew, anything by Tha Pumpsta, or any of those d-bags.

Ahem..  Ladies, gents, Pepto Bismol down the hatch..

Cosmo Jarvis.  "Problems"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWoNnHGcBmQ

..because you see, women are only out to marry guys only to divorce them later in life, and take their money.  Domestic violence whatever. Because men have PROOOOOBLEMS OF THEEEEIIR OWN.  YEEEE IT'S OOOOOLLL YOOOOOORRR FOOOOOOOLT... oh god, and this Cosmo guy's flow is the WORST WORST, oh lord where's the noose.

What hurts: this guy's got fans. Not ironic fans. real fans.  LOTS of them.  Fight the real enemy.

[Christina]

..because you see, women are only out to marry guys only to divorce them later in life, and take their money.  Domestic violence whatever. Because men have PROOOOOBLEMS OF THEEEEIIR OWN.  YEEEE IT'S OOOOOLLL YOOOOOORRR FOOOOOOOLT... oh god, and this Cosmo guy's flow is the WORST WORST, oh lord where's the noose.

Yah, that really stank, but I have to admit it was fascinating to see how he practically detatched his jaw like a snake swallowing a whole egg to singshriek that chorus.

Also, I stopped the song at about the 4 minute mark. He probably should have too. Kinda said it all, didn't he? Did I miss the third chapter in that miserable story?

[Reeleyes]

..because you see, women are only out to marry guys only to divorce them later in life, and take their money.  Domestic violence whatever. Because men have PROOOOOBLEMS OF THEEEEIIR OWN.  YEEEE IT'S OOOOOLLL YOOOOOORRR FOOOOOOOLT... oh god, and this Cosmo guy's flow is the WORST WORST, oh lord where's the noose.

Yah, that really stank, but I have to admit it was fascinating to see how he practically detatched his jaw like a snake swallowing a whole egg to singshriek that chorus.

Also, I stopped the song at about the 4 minute mark. He probably should have too. Kinda said it all, didn't he? Did I miss the third chapter in that miserable story?

AC, you made it to the 4 min mark?! Are you punishing yourself for something? I made it to the 1st verse. Still don't think it's worse than Asher Roth though, Roth sounds like Sublime and Eminem had an untalented kid and filled him with an undeserved sense of entitlement.

[Emerson]

In case anyone hasn't seen it...

I had a blast following Maura Johnson and Chris Weingarten's 50 Worst Songs of the '00s countdown:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/archives/columns/f2k/

Also:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg[/youtube]

[Pidgeon]

Of course.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY[/youtube]

[KickTheBobo]

Of course.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPeHk4WMWpY[/youtube]

that video looks like it was produced at an amusement park kiosk.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

the fat ass on that guy's lap already tells me i don't need to listen to that song.

disgusting.









also, i meant fat as in P-H-A-T.

[scratchbomb]

that can't be real. that's gotta be from "Idiocracy", right?

[Pidgeon]

that can't be real

I doubt it. I don't think the Canadians are capable of unironically churning out something like that.

[Pat]

Wiki says "Gary Switling, better known by his stage name Chuggo, is a Canadian comedic rapper. He is best known for the Youtube video for his song 'Ah C'mon,' popularly referred to as 'C'mon Fuckin' Guy', or, humorously, 'C'mon Fuck a Guy'."

[Bernard]

that can't be real. that's gotta be from "Idiocracy", right?

"holy shit, it's beef supreme!"

i wouldn't be surprised if i'm at work tomorrow, and all of a sudden i start humming "ah, come on..."

[badgrammer]

Ke$ha on American Idol.

Everything about this song is the pits, from the terrible lyrics to the auto-tuning. I hope this song doesn't get stuck in any of your heads, but then again --it's not even catchy enough to get to earworm status IMO.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5E3ir_R4ejM[/youtube]

Also --those are the two most non-hiphop looking mc's I have ever seen.