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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #540 on: April 21, 2012, 10:37:22 AM »
This is a strange one. It has all the characteristics of the worst song ever--lyrics and singing that make you want to slit your wrists, painful video--while retaining, in the end, a kind of irreducible awesomeness:

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #541 on: April 21, 2012, 10:43:21 AM »
3 SECOND RULE

Definitely awful. My only hesitation is wondering whether this is someone who has serious hopes for a music career or someone like Rebecca Black who was just having fun and unexpectedly found their video go viral. But she is a grown woman so she should have some quality control.


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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #542 on: April 21, 2012, 10:49:23 AM »
Aw, I kind of like it.  Apparently she takes it somewhat seriously; she took it down from YouTube because the comments were too mean.  But the mystery to me is: she seems completely talentless, and yet by accident or whatever, there is some real musical sophistication in that chorus.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #543 on: April 21, 2012, 11:14:40 AM »
This is a strange one. It has all the characteristics of the worst song ever--lyrics and singing that make you want to slit your wrists, painful video--while retaining, in the end, a kind of irreducible awesomeness:

3 Second Rule - Lisa Gail
I thought this was going to be about food dropped on the floor.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #544 on: April 21, 2012, 11:28:44 AM »
This is a strange one. It has all the characteristics of the worst song ever--lyrics and singing that make you want to slit your wrists, painful video--while retaining, in the end, a kind of irreducible awesomeness:

3 Second Rule - Lisa Gail
I thought this was going to be about food dropped on the floor.

You're thinking about the 3 Day Rule.

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #545 on: May 20, 2012, 03:56:11 PM »
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #546 on: March 15, 2013, 07:29:15 PM »
Greggulator do you remember this one?

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #547 on: March 15, 2013, 09:55:41 PM »
You know, some people get all pissy when you judge a song by the lyrics.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #548 on: March 16, 2013, 12:44:14 PM »
Greggulator do you remember this one?

American Males Theme Song (CD Quality)

WCW American Males Music Video - Black & White (no lyrics)

American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males

When ya see them comin'
Better run for cover
Girls you don't need a weekend lover
American Males

If they want to talk
Ya better not listen
You might wind up in critical condition
American Males

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American Males
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They're irresistible
They're unpredictable
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Oh, do I ever! That's the best awful wrestling song. I love the weird reverb mic effect the singer has, as well as his random "WOW!" David Lee Roth things.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #549 on: March 16, 2013, 05:56:05 PM »
is worse than this? http://youtu.be/emKxRo1a3cs

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #550 on: March 16, 2013, 06:24:20 PM »
This is an old internet chestnut, but it deserves to be represented here.

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #551 on: March 16, 2013, 11:53:19 PM »
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #552 on: March 17, 2013, 12:58:03 AM »
is worse than this? http://youtu.be/emKxRo1a3cs

(seriously, anyone who wants to tell me how to embed videos is welcome to)

Just copy and paste the full URL within the {url} {/url} tags (replace "{" and "}" with "[" and "]").

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #553 on: March 17, 2013, 02:49:01 PM »
is worse than this? http://youtu.be/emKxRo1a3cs

(seriously, anyone who wants to tell me how to embed videos is welcome to)

Michael "PS" Hayes' vocals are a bit lacking but Bad Street, USA is pretty timeless. It sounds like a grittier Thin Lizzy. Memorable hook in the chorus, good crunchy guitar lines, etc.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #554 on: May 10, 2013, 11:25:41 AM »
Oh, Chipp Kidd.... :-\

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