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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #540 on: April 21, 2012, 10:37:22 AM »
This is a strange one. It has all the characteristics of the worst song ever--lyrics and singing that make you want to slit your wrists, painful video--while retaining, in the end, a kind of irreducible awesomeness:

3 Second Rule - Lisa Gail
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #541 on: April 21, 2012, 10:43:21 AM »
3 SECOND RULE

Definitely awful. My only hesitation is wondering whether this is someone who has serious hopes for a music career or someone like Rebecca Black who was just having fun and unexpectedly found their video go viral. But she is a grown woman so she should have some quality control.

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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #542 on: April 21, 2012, 10:49:23 AM »
Aw, I kind of like it.  Apparently she takes it somewhat seriously; she took it down from YouTube because the comments were too mean.  But the mystery to me is: she seems completely talentless, and yet by accident or whatever, there is some real musical sophistication in that chorus.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #543 on: April 21, 2012, 11:14:40 AM »
Quote from: cavorting with nudists on April 21, 2012, 10:37:22 AM
This is a strange one. It has all the characteristics of the worst song ever--lyrics and singing that make you want to slit your wrists, painful video--while retaining, in the end, a kind of irreducible awesomeness:

3 Second Rule - Lisa Gail
I thought this was going to be about food dropped on the floor.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #544 on: April 21, 2012, 11:28:44 AM »
Quote from: fonpr on April 21, 2012, 11:14:40 AM
Quote from: cavorting with nudists on April 21, 2012, 10:37:22 AM
This is a strange one. It has all the characteristics of the worst song ever--lyrics and singing that make you want to slit your wrists, painful video--while retaining, in the end, a kind of irreducible awesomeness:

3 Second Rule - Lisa Gail
I thought this was going to be about food dropped on the floor.

You're thinking about the 3 Day Rule.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #545 on: May 20, 2012, 03:56:11 PM »
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #546 on: March 15, 2013, 07:29:15 PM »
Greggulator do you remember this one?

American Males Theme Song (CD Quality)

WCW American Males Music Video - Black & White (no lyrics)

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If they want to talk
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They're irresistible
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #547 on: March 15, 2013, 09:55:41 PM »
You know, some people get all pissy when you judge a song by the lyrics.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #548 on: March 16, 2013, 12:44:14 PM »
Quote from: Josh on March 15, 2013, 07:29:15 PM
Greggulator do you remember this one?

American Males Theme Song (CD Quality)

WCW American Males Music Video - Black & White (no lyrics)

American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males

When ya see them comin'
Better run for cover
Girls you don't need a weekend lover
American Males

If they want to talk
Ya better not listen
You might wind up in critical condition
American Males

American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males

American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males

They're irresistible
They're unpredictable
American Males

American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
American Males
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American Males

American Males
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Oh, do I ever! That's the best awful wrestling song. I love the weird reverb mic effect the singer has, as well as his random "WOW!" David Lee Roth things.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #549 on: March 16, 2013, 05:56:05 PM »
is worse than this? http://youtu.be/emKxRo1a3cs

(seriously, anyone who wants to tell me how to embed videos is welcome to)
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #550 on: March 16, 2013, 06:24:20 PM »
This is an old internet chestnut, but it deserves to be represented here.

Complete - Hoogie-Boogie Land
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #551 on: March 16, 2013, 11:53:19 PM »
As long as it's chestnut time Losing You - Jan Terri
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #552 on: March 17, 2013, 12:58:03 AM »
Quote from: akaJudge on March 16, 2013, 05:56:05 PM
is worse than this? http://youtu.be/emKxRo1a3cs

(seriously, anyone who wants to tell me how to embed videos is welcome to)

Just copy and paste the full URL within the {url} {/url} tags (replace "{" and "}" with "[" and "]").

Bad Street, USA by Michael Hayes / UniversalWrestling.com
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #553 on: March 17, 2013, 02:49:01 PM »
Quote from: akaJudge on March 16, 2013, 05:56:05 PM
is worse than this? http://youtu.be/emKxRo1a3cs

(seriously, anyone who wants to tell me how to embed videos is welcome to)

Michael "PS" Hayes' vocals are a bit lacking but Bad Street, USA is pretty timeless. It sounds like a grittier Thin Lizzy. Memorable hook in the chorus, good crunchy guitar lines, etc.
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Re: The Worst Song Ever
« Reply #554 on: May 10, 2013, 11:25:41 AM »
Oh, Chipp Kidd.... :-\

http://vimeo.com/1469333#
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