The MIKE SHOW "Creeps & Monsters" Premium Pack

[Emily]

$10 gift certificate to the Flamingo Diner!

Home phone number of a caller of your choice!

Candy Mike stole from Tom's bag!

[AaronC]

A bag of disco fries.

[Steve in North Hollywood]

A hammer, to keep next to your bed while you sleep, signed by Zach G.*




*Was it Zach G. that got the hammer question during Match Wits With Mike?

[Alvaro from GM]

A polite letter asking to borrow money.

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

A blow-up-doll customized to look like Joan of Arc.

[Chris L]

A blow-up-doll customized to look like Joan of Arc.

  Criterion, get on this! 

[nec13]

An autographed 8X10 glossy of Klaus Kinski. Suitable for framing, of course.

[theyellowchair]

Deluxe 25-minute guided tour of the Bayonne Acme, of "The Wrestler" fame.

[JustSheaNo]

$10 gift certificate to the Flamingo Diner!

Home phone number of a caller of your choice!

Candy Mike stole from Tom's bag!

5 "speed dates" with Larry the Perv. Each lasts about 15 seconds because he keeps dropping his phone.

[Josh]

a VG- (some stains) copy of Lady Wainsworth's Desires

[Steve in North Hollywood]

a VG- (some stains) copy of Lady Wainsworth's Desires

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !

[yesno]

I thought this was Mike's premium:



"Jesse's Crust Never Sleeps & Other Delights: Bummer-free Grateful Dead ephemera, rare hippie jams, bootleg noise, new covers, old flexidiscs, tape experiments, and Jerry, man."

[masterofsparks]

A sealed original copy of the Nintendo game from The Wrestler. I hear one of Mike's creeps "liberated" a couple of skids from the back of a tractor trailer one night back in '91.