Hey, phonebankers, should I bring a box of TastyKakes SENSABLE [sic] finger cakes? Or would ol' Mayor Ziegler disapprove of this sugar-free bastardization? They only have one butterscotch krimpet left at the corner Duane Reade, that's not enough for everyone to share!!
And to Dave: As I said before, my thoughts and best wishes are with you and your family. You're a nice guy, and I imagine you were brought up by a sweet Southern lady. I hope your momma pulls through this soon and has many years of baking red velvet cake and such. Seriously.