Worst Movie of 2007

[TheAce]

Ive already found it.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/thetigerandthesnow/

See if you can make it through the whole trailer. You can't.
This will hands down be the worst movie of 2007.
I challenge you to find worse.

[Chris L]

I wished I hadn't made it through the whole trailer, because now I have no choice but to agree with Tom about Tom Waits. 

[jed]

this reminds me of another movie i saw once where the horror of a wwii concentration camp was the backdrop for silly jokes and slapstick.

[Jason]

this reminds me of another movie i saw once where the horror of a wwii concentration camp was the backdrop for silly jokes and slapstick.

I liked that film, I like Down By Law too.

[Kid Icarus]

I'm insulted that my fake video contest entries haven't been mentioned yet.

[John Junk]

What about The Numer 23??  I think The Number 23 looks totally worse.  Jim Carrey gets obsessed with the number 23 for some reason.  He starts going off on how lots of different things either have 2's or 3's or add up to 23 or how 23 becomes other scary numbers when it's added to or subtracted from other numbers.  It's like Pi mixed with the "You'll be thinking about a plate of shrimp, and all the sudden someone will say 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp'" bit from Repo Man, also mixed inexplicably with, like, Seven.  For some reason the number 23 makes Jim Carrey go crazy and it looks like he's gonna murder Virginia Madsen in exchange for Virginia Madsen's tired-sodomite-slag alternate self(??).  I almost gotta go cause I feel an awfulsome comin' on!

[Laurie]

And then someone says, "I just ate 23 Krispy Kreme donuts in one setting," and Jim Carrey whips it out and pees on Virginia Madsen's dog for no discernable reason!

[Amplituden]

I threw up in my mouth a little when that trailer was over.

[Richard_From_CHI]

We can only hope 23 can rest in Repo Man's shadow!

[Grimlock]

Number 23:

Anytime you feels the need to create a character in a movie who obsessivley scrawls arcane symbols all over everything, you should shoot yourself.

If, however, you create a character who builds Devil's Tower out of a broadcoalition of poo, I call that remake gold:

Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Thanks!

[Grimlock]

23 = The Crapbala

Batman Returns + pi = 23

23 - 23 = 0 or the number of films Joel Schumacker should have been allowed to make or

Number of times Jim Carrey sticks out his butt in this trailer = 0

I hope that at the end bees fly out of Jim Carrey and it turns out that it's really a Candyman sequel

[Sploops]

Joel Schumacher shouldn't be allowed to make movies??!!!
Come on, 8MM and Falling Down are some of the all time most awfulsome movies of recent history.  I love them (especially Falling Down) in a twisted way even though they are complete garbage.  Some people also seem to have fond childhood memories of Lost Boys, I don't get it.  After the scene with shirtless be-chained guy playing sax is over it's all downhill.

[Laurie]

I fucking loved Lost Boys.

[Grimlock]

Anybody could have made Lost Boys. John Hughes should have directed it, at least it might have had some canned poignancy.

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)
crapI'm Only Looking: The Best of INXS (2004) (V) (video "Devil Inside")
crapVeronica Guerin (2003)
???crap???Phone Booth (2002)
super stupid crapBad Company (2002)
???crapTigerland (2000)
crapFlawless (1999)
crap8MM (1999)
... aka 8mm - Acht Millimeter (Germany)
acht crapBatman & Robin (1997)
crapA Time to Kill (1996)
crapBatman Forever (1995)
crapThe Client (1994)
crapFalling Down (1993)
crap"2000 Malibu Road" (1992) TV Series
crapDying Young (1991)
crapFlatliners (1990)
crapCousins (1989)
crapINXS: Kick: The Video Flick (1988) (V) (video "Devil Inside")
crapThe Lost Boys (1987)
crapSt. Elmo's Fire (1985)
crapD.C. Cab (1983)
crapThe Incredible Shrinking Woman (1981)
crapAmateur Night at the Dixie Bar and Grill (1979) (TV)
crapThe Virginia Hill Story (1974) (TV)
crap

[Richard_From_CHI]

The moving text makes my brain hurt.