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Josh

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #15 on: February 11, 2007, 11:56:46 AM »
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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2007, 11:16:19 AM »
That CIA movie "The Good Shepherd" was terribly boring, I mean like if that dude set out to make a deliberately boring movie he succeeded.  And I watched all of "Koyanisquatsi."

That's the LAST time I ever rely on Larry King to tell me what movie to go see.

Bor----rrrring.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2007, 11:33:31 AM »
That CIA movie "The Good Shepherd" was terribly boring, I mean like if that dude set out to make a deliberately boring movie he succeeded.  And I watched all of "Koyanisquatsi."

That's the LAST time I ever rely on Larry King to tell me what movie to go see.

Bor----rrrring.

Oh lord, I watched all of Koyanicrapsi, too. AWFUL. That's maybe a movie Bryce would enjoy. You know, if he turned the Philip Glass muzak down and cranked up the Dead. Ugh.

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #18 on: February 12, 2007, 01:33:04 PM »
I would love to hear Bryce try to pronounce "Koyanisquatsi"

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #19 on: February 12, 2007, 07:20:25 PM »
I loved Koyaniquattsi or however it is supposed to be spelled (feeling too lazy to hit the "back" button and find out but strangely enough, not too lazy to type all of this) and I don't mind saying so.  I've seen it two or three times actually, and no, I do not use drugs. 


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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #20 on: February 12, 2007, 07:50:11 PM »
I loved Koyaniquattsi or however it is supposed to be spelled (feeling too lazy to hit the "back" button and find out but strangely enough, not too lazy to type all of this) and I don't mind saying so.  I've seen it two or three times actually, and no, I do not use drugs. 



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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2007, 08:05:00 PM »

buffcoat

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2007, 01:30:55 PM »
fido: You should check out the sequels. 

Powaqqatsi http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095895/

and

Naqoyqatsi http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0145937/

or, alternatively, listen to Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."
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Jason

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2007, 02:02:47 PM »
Yeah, Naqoyqatsi really ties the three films together plotwise.

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #24 on: February 17, 2007, 11:26:02 AM »
Ive already found it.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/thetigerandthesnow/

See if you can make it through the whole trailer. You can't.
This will hands down be the worst movie of 2007.
I challenge you to find worse.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/mrbrooks/

In the long run, this *could* trump The Tiger vs. The Snow.

By the way, my money is on the tiger.

Jon
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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #25 on: February 17, 2007, 11:31:03 AM »
The Incredible Shrinking Woman was hilarious.
Now write me a receipt so I can tip on outta here...

Josh

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2007, 01:02:14 PM »
Ive already found it.

http://www.apple.com/trailers/independent/thetigerandthesnow/

See if you can make it through the whole trailer. You can't.
This will hands down be the worst movie of 2007.
I challenge you to find worse.
If anything can stop the war (even for a day), it's this.

"with the extraordinary participation of Tom Waits" What does that even mean?! Has there ever been a more ridiculous credit?
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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #27 on: February 18, 2007, 09:03:50 PM »
Has there ever been a more ridiculous credit?

Take note of line three: Introducing Pete Jamison As 'Manager For Life'.

Define...life.
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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #28 on: February 18, 2007, 10:15:57 PM »
Mr Brooks

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780571/
http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/mrbrooks/hd/

Dane Cook in a psychological thriller. What could go wrong?

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Re: Worst Movie of 2007
« Reply #29 on: February 19, 2007, 06:47:42 PM »
Mr Brooks

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780571/
http://www.apple.com/trailers/mgm/mrbrooks/hd/

Dane Cook in a psychological thriller. What could go wrong?

Oh dear sweet Jesus, you have got to be shitting me.