I say we buy it as a FOT retreat. Economy be damned.
That would be awesome.
In my mind, I see all the FOTs arrive early one specific weekend each year via vintge Rolls Royces and Bentleys. We are ushered in to the library where we all mingle and drink ancient scotches out of crystal glassware and eat fancy crackers with unknown pasty stuff spread on them. After a couple hours Tom finally makes his arrival wearing some sort of smoking jacket/pajama bottom/sailor hat ensemble and welcomes us to the FOT mansion for the weekend. Then, he waves his arm toward a large wall of books. the shelves slide open to reveal a hidden stage where Ted Leo and the Pharmacists begin rocking our socks off. After a two and a half our set we are treated to an equally long and equally rocking set by Superchunk.
The next morning over fancy brunch, we are treated to a live reenactment of the movie 'Clifford' featuring the original cast members minus Charles Grodin. Tom fills in for that role and Dogmo plays Clifford. That night it is a comedy showcase with Patton, PFT, Zach Galifinakis, Todd Barry and many, many others. (Philly Boy Roy gets thrown out early for heckling)
On Sunday, we all depart via helicopter with a rope ladder.
Good times.