"You know who you look like?"

[buffcoat]

Tom had a bit about this some months back, riffing on how insulting most of those comparisons are.  Over the weekend, I finally got my own:

"You know who you'd look like if you had less hair?  George Costanza."

Gee, thanks.  Made my fucking weekend.

I actually got George Costanza too once.  So I feel your pain here. 

Some other ones I've gotten...Jim Belushi (this one REALLY hurt), John Belushi (oddly I didn't mind this one), Mark Ruffalo, Jimmy Kimmel, and TV food critic Adam Richman from MAN VS. FOOD. 

I've also been told I sound like Michael Douglass and Charlie Sheen.  So apparently I talk like the movie WALL STREET.

At least it was "if you had LESS hair."

[perry]

i used to get tom green all the time when he was on tv and not in a gutter somewhere praying that dr. drew will have him do a guest spot on loveline or something.

also, when that shitty movie "Swimfan" (i dont even know if you all will remember it it was so terrible, but i caught some of it because i was working at the movie theatre at the time), my friends were all hanging out at a party, and i was off getting a drink.  when i came back to the room, my friends were talking about "that girl from swimfan" and i was like "oh my god, that girl is absolutely horrible looking!  when i see her face i want to punch it!" to which one of my friends replied "you dick!  everyone was just talking about how much i look like her!"

ew buoy.  although i did end up saving myself, because it really didn't take much convincing to assure everyone present that there was absolutely NO RESEMBLANCE WHATSOEVER.  i mean, they were almost like opposites they looked so different.  i didn't get it.

kind of like how i don't get how Hugman could be called eddie munster, mr. bean AND chris rock.  CHRIS ROCK!?

[ben]

I GOT MR. BEAN ON MONDAY! STOKED!!!
 

for real?  i am working on a mr bean script with a highly talented writing partner.  can you ride a scooter?  so far most of the film we have constructed is him riding a scooter.  we are still searching for stunt doubles.

[DrCam]

Firstly, Swimfan is a good movie.

Whatever.

So I'm in a bar the other night and some guy comes up to me and says, "You know who you look like? Daniel Kitson - if we cut your legs off at the knees."

I says, "Cut me off at the knees - why would you want to cut me off at the knees? These are traffic stopping pins, friendo."

What a D-face.

[Julie]

I GOT MR. BEAN ON MONDAY! STOKED!!!
 

What is the matter with Mr. Bean? He's cute. Do you have a Teddy Bear and do you think Mr. Bean would like ALF? You should definitely take the part of Mr. Bean's Stunt Double.

[buffcoat]

Mr. Bean was much better when he was called "BlackAdder." 


And much worse in that race around the world movie.  Hoo boy, I'll never get that time back.  I ought to be able to sue for that.

[Julie]

The race around the world movie sucked. I walked out of the Mr. Bean movie and the race around the world movie.

I don't know if Black Adder is better than Mr. Bean unwrapping candy during mass.

[perry]

Firstly, Swimfan is a good movie.

Whatever.

really?

i like black adder and mr. bean.  the past couple of years i've watched that black adder christmas special during the holidays, it's funny.

rat race was very not good.  i mean, of course you all realize it was basically a remake of it's a mad, mad, mad, mad world...which had an insanely great cast, and they're trying to replace that cast with whoopi goldberg, seth green and breckin meyer?  what the hell?

[Julie]

Why do they even bother? Can't anyone write a new movie? Can you imagine re-making Strozcyck with Kevin Costner and directed by Ron Howard?

[perry]

i can, but i don't want to.

[hugman]

I GOT MR. BEAN ON MONDAY! STOKED!!!
 

for real?  i am working on a mr bean script with a highly talented writing partner.  can you ride a scooter?  so far most of the film we have constructed is him riding a scooter.  we are still searching for stunt doubles.

i have a '64 allstate.

[iAmBaronVonTito]

the same scooter in Fish Out Of Water's version of "Scarface", i assume?

[hugman]

the same scooter in Fish Out Of Water's version of "Scarface", i assume?

Oh, Baron, shows what you know.  That was a modern Vespa.
That's awesome that you've seen Scarface, though.  I love that, if I do say so myself.

[hugman]

Someone I did NOT tell a person he reminded me of even though he did: Rob Schneider

[buffcoat]

I rewatched the chicken scene from Stroczek today on YouTube.  Tough to make it all the way through.


The duck is always a surprise.