two-way ties for last

[Big Plastic Head]

Not enough coffee vs. too much coffee.

[buffcoat]

Not enough coffee vs. too much coffee.

The sleepies vs. the jitters, you mean?

[cutout]

Maxim vs. Cracked

http://www.maxim.com/humor/stupid-fun/84981/if-crackedcom-was-honest.html

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I kinda like Cracked.  It's my last resort for procrastination when I've squeezed all the entertainment juice out of this board.

[buffcoat]

Coincidence: I realized yesterday that all my knowledge of the movie Logan's Run comes from a circa 1980 Cracked spoof of (I think) The Dukes of Hazzard.

[cutout]

Orly Tavitz vs. Fox News-

http://wonkette.com/412139/orly-taitz-shuts-down-fox-news-with-a-protest



Dammit, a year ago, I joked about how '2-Way Tie for Last' could be its own niche tumblelog, but I assumed there wouldn't be enough regular content. Humanity proved me wrong.

[cutout]

Robin Williams vs Sarah Palin -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-_85J20BFQ

[Steve of Bloomington]

'____ called and they want their ____ back'

and

'That's what she said'

[cutout]

Glenn Beck vs. James Cameron -

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3id51767e5e16b09797270e439dedbbcd6

Not that anyone would read it, but "Two Way Ties for Last: The Blog" seems more and more viable. So much feuding these days amongst jerks.

[Pidgeon]

Glenn Beck vs. James Cameron -

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3id51767e5e16b09797270e439dedbbcd6

Not that anyone would read it, but "Two Way Ties for Last: The Blog" seems more and more viable. So much feuding these days amongst jerks.

I have a hard time believing that those quotes came from a fifty-five year old man.

[Chris L]

Glenn Beck vs. James Cameron -

Cameron has to sink a lot lower before this is a tie.

[Martin]

Glenn Beck vs. James Cameron -

Cameron has to sink a lot lower before this is a tie.

Agreed.

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"Full of win" vs. "FAIL!"

[iAmBaronVonTito]

'That's what she said'

i have friends who are HUGE office fans and i can't say anything without this capping the end of my sentence.

and i mean anything.

[Pidgeon]

I hate that pause after you accidentally say an innuendo, and you're just waiting for someone to realize what you said.