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Big Plastic Head

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Re: two-way ties for last
« Reply #90 on: October 26, 2009, 07:44:24 PM »
Not enough coffee vs. too much coffee.
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Re: two-way ties for last
« Reply #91 on: October 26, 2009, 09:14:49 PM »
Not enough coffee vs. too much coffee.


The sleepies vs. the jitters, you mean?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: two-way ties for last
« Reply #92 on: November 12, 2009, 12:32:58 AM »

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Re: two-way ties for last
« Reply #93 on: November 12, 2009, 09:31:54 PM »
I kinda like Cracked.  It's my last resort for procrastination when I've squeezed all the entertainment juice out of this board.
Oh, good heavens. I didn’t realize. I send my condolences out to the rest of the O’Connor family.

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Re: two-way ties for last
« Reply #94 on: November 12, 2009, 09:46:57 PM »
Coincidence: I realized yesterday that all my knowledge of the movie Logan's Run comes from a circa 1980 Cracked spoof of (I think) The Dukes of Hazzard.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: two-way ties for last
« Reply #95 on: November 12, 2009, 10:34:46 PM »
Orly Tavitz vs. Fox News-

http://wonkette.com/412139/orly-taitz-shuts-down-fox-news-with-a-protest



Dammit, a year ago, I joked about how '2-Way Tie for Last' could be its own niche tumblelog, but I assumed there wouldn't be enough regular content. Humanity proved me wrong.

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Re: two-way ties for last
« Reply #96 on: November 26, 2009, 08:20:39 PM »
Robin Williams vs Sarah Palin -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-_85J20BFQ

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Re: two-way ties for last
« Reply #97 on: November 28, 2009, 05:03:07 PM »
'____ called and they want their ____ back'

and

'That's what she said'


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Re: two-way ties for last
« Reply #98 on: March 24, 2010, 01:34:51 PM »
Glenn Beck vs. James Cameron -

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3id51767e5e16b09797270e439dedbbcd6

Not that anyone would read it, but "Two Way Ties for Last: The Blog" seems more and more viable. So much feuding these days amongst jerks.

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Re: two-way ties for last
« Reply #99 on: March 24, 2010, 01:43:10 PM »
Glenn Beck vs. James Cameron -

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3id51767e5e16b09797270e439dedbbcd6

Not that anyone would read it, but "Two Way Ties for Last: The Blog" seems more and more viable. So much feuding these days amongst jerks.

I have a hard time believing that those quotes came from a fifty-five year old man.

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Re: two-way ties for last
« Reply #100 on: March 24, 2010, 02:00:28 PM »
Glenn Beck vs. James Cameron -

Cameron has to sink a lot lower before this is a tie.

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Re: two-way ties for last
« Reply #101 on: March 24, 2010, 02:06:57 PM »
Glenn Beck vs. James Cameron -

Cameron has to sink a lot lower before this is a tie.

Agreed.

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Re: two-way ties for last
« Reply #102 on: March 29, 2010, 05:11:45 PM »
"Full of win" vs. "FAIL!"

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Re: two-way ties for last
« Reply #103 on: March 29, 2010, 09:11:47 PM »
'That's what she said'

i have friends who are HUGE office fans and i can't say anything without this capping the end of my sentence.

and i mean anything.

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Re: two-way ties for last
« Reply #104 on: March 29, 2010, 09:18:29 PM »
I hate that pause after you accidentally say an innuendo, and you're just waiting for someone to realize what you said.