I had a serious stomach ache at lunch time today, which lasted from about 11 AM to 1 PM. Serious like I thought I was getting the swine flu. I figured that it might just be something like having taken Ibuprofen with coffee on a relatively empty stomach, which it turned out to probably be. So while out running around (or actually, plodding around, since my gait had practically slowed to a crawl), I got myself to a diner, where the various food smells I encountered made me want to puke, but I held my vomit in and ordered.
There were few things on the menu that did not, at that point, sound awful. What did I order? Why, a crab cake sandwich. I have no idea why this sounded appetizing. It wasn't, but it was food, and more importantly, it got something into my stomach and got me on my way.