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daveB from Oakland

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Re: Michael Jackson Dead
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 07:41:24 PM »
"Never Say Goodbye" is one of the best songs ever. Seriously.
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steve davidson

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Re: Michael Jackson Dead
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2009, 07:44:33 PM »
i heard this guy touched kids.

chrisfoll577

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Re: Michael Jackson Dead
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2009, 07:54:59 PM »
Not a fan, but my condolences to his menagerie of zoo animals.

steve davidson

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Re: Michael Jackson Dead
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2009, 07:59:23 PM »
their names are Prince and Paris, you racist.

J. Garbage

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Re: Michael Jackson Dead
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2009, 08:15:18 PM »
God was like "You are creepy and I'm hanging up on you.  Boing!"

Chad from Oregon

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Re: Michael Jackson Dead
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2009, 08:25:20 PM »
Is Julie from Cincinnati bored yet?

I hadn't realized just how many unfunny ghouls I had on my Facebook feed until this afternoon.
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Kim Kelly

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Re: Michael Jackson Dead
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2009, 08:53:07 PM »
Too soon?

hugman

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Re: Michael Jackson Dead
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2009, 09:08:55 PM »
et tu, friends of tom forum?

fletcher munson

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Re: Michael Jackson Dead
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2009, 09:10:38 PM »
hoax
veni dixie vici

crumbum

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Re: Michael Jackson Dead
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2009, 09:27:07 PM »
OK, let's just forget I brought it up, shall we?

daveB from Oakland

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Re: Michael Jackson Dead
« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2009, 09:34:16 PM »
hoax

The notion of him faking his own death is plausible. Him and Ken Lay.
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Re: Michael Jackson Dead
« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2009, 09:52:29 PM »
"Come partake of my fruit baskets."

Kim Kelly

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Re: Michael Jackson Dead
« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2009, 09:53:18 PM »
Too soon?
Too soon?

JonFromMaplewood

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Re: Michael Jackson Dead
« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2009, 10:00:17 PM »
Too soon?

Not too soon for CNN to flash an image of his still-warm corpse on the air.  With this dialogue over it:

Larry King to reporter: "Where did you get that image"
Reporter: "You'd have to ask my producer, Larry"
Larry King: "Nice investigative work."

Huh?
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