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« Reply #285 on: July 07, 2009, 05:27:12 PM »


       

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« Reply #286 on: July 08, 2009, 02:58:32 AM »
I just realized I make too many of these things.




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« Reply #287 on: August 01, 2009, 08:22:37 PM »
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Sploops

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« Reply #288 on: August 01, 2009, 09:54:19 PM »

translation: "Jesus Christ!  It's a LION, get in the car!"





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« Reply #289 on: August 13, 2009, 10:23:58 AM »
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« Reply #290 on: August 13, 2009, 10:46:55 AM »
it's juvenile but ive laughed at this every time that poor dog chomps down on that poor guy's crotch. 

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« Reply #291 on: August 13, 2009, 10:54:37 AM »
it's juvenile but ive laughed at this every time that poor dog chomps down on that poor guy's crotch. 

Exactly.

What is with the poor dog's ears? 
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« Reply #292 on: August 13, 2009, 10:55:20 AM »
Also, it appears that the dog is some kind of dog/goat mutant.

Edit: Jon pre-empted me.

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« Reply #293 on: August 13, 2009, 11:15:06 AM »
it's juvenile but ive laughed at this every time that poor dog chomps down on that poor guy's crotch.  

Exactly.

What is with the poor dog's ears?  

from my understanding, doberman pincher's ears arent naturally "pointy", they flop just like any other dogs.  they have to be surgically altered to stand up like that.  

yes, people pay for it.  disgusting.

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« Reply #294 on: August 13, 2009, 11:36:17 AM »
it's juvenile but ive laughed at this every time that poor dog chomps down on that poor guy's crotch. 

Exactly.

What is with the poor dog's ears? 

from my understanding, doberman pincher's ears arent naturally "pointy", they flop just like any other dogs.  they have to be surgically altered to stand up like that. 

yes, people for it.  disgusting.

Can I un-learn that fact somehow?
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« Reply #295 on: August 14, 2009, 02:09:58 PM »
Here are more unnerving facts: a doberman's jaws exert something like 600 pounds of pressure.  And Dobermann, the German baron or whatever he was who bred them, deliberately bred them to be as irritable as possible.  Some people posit that their skulls are too small for their brains.
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« Reply #296 on: August 14, 2009, 02:20:19 PM »
I dogsat a Dobie and he was the nicest, most well-behaved dog ever.  He even tolerated my own dumb dog's constant licking of his ears (my dog has a weakness for Doberman ear grease, apparently).  You could see the annoyance flashing in his eyes but he was too well-trained to attack.  On the other hand, he'd rip your arm off chasing a squirrel.

I think the clipping allegedly served a purpose in the past.  I've seen different theories. Whatever the justification it makes absolutely no sense for a house dog.

The only truly evil dogs are those tiny ones with razor teeth that bite my pinky and won't let go when I'm ten years old.

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« Reply #297 on: August 14, 2009, 04:03:20 PM »
I think the ear clipping probably went back to ear infections or something.

My grandfather always had dobermans and they were nothing but great dogs, but their power is scary.  When my extended family went through the toddler phase (my mom has 7 siblings, so you can imagine the number of cousins) the toddlers would inevitably fall on a sleeping doberman and the doberman would snap out of instinct, but would pull back mid-snap as soon as it saw that it was a kid.

as soon as I figured that out, I started throwing toddlers at the sleeping dogs.
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« Reply #298 on: August 16, 2009, 02:21:44 AM »
I think the ear clipping probably went back to ear infections or something.

My grandfather always had dobermans and they were nothing but great dogs, but their power is scary.  When my extended family went through the toddler phase (my mom has 7 siblings, so you can imagine the number of cousins) the toddlers would inevitably fall on a sleeping doberman and the doberman would snap out of instinct, but would pull back mid-snap as soon as it saw that it was a kid.

as soon as I figured that out, I started throwing toddlers at the sleeping dogs.

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« Reply #299 on: August 17, 2009, 12:26:14 AM »
I think the ear clipping probably went back to ear infections or something.

My grandfather always had dobermans and they were nothing but great dogs, but their power is scary.  When my extended family went through the toddler phase (my mom has 7 siblings, so you can imagine the number of cousins) the toddlers would inevitably fall on a sleeping doberman and the doberman would snap out of instinct, but would pull back mid-snap as soon as it saw that it was a kid.

as soon as I figured that out, I started throwing toddlers at the sleeping dogs.

I'm fairly sure that ear cropping is purely cosmetic and therefore unnecessary.