Sleaziest Rock Songs, a continuation

[masterofsparks]

Memphis Tennessee- Chuck Berry

Isn't this song about a father trying to get his daughter on the phone? That hardly seems sleazy to me.

[Sarah]

"Don't Stand So Close to Me."

[Christina]

And, yeah, "Stray Cat Blues"? Doesn't he say "I presume that you're 15 years old"? That to me has always implied that she's younger. Great song though.

I think it's "I can see that you're 15 years old/I don't want your ID". Mick also invites the girl to bring her "wilder than you" friend so she can join in, so that's an underage threesome right there.

[JonFromMaplewood]

Any song by Gwar.

Especially "Rock n' Roll Never Felt So Good."  The kid in this case also happens to be quadriplegic.

[Reeleyes]

Any song by Gwar.

Especially "Rock n' Roll Never Felt So Good."  The kid in this case also happens to be quadriplegic.

and I believe raped by a piece of frozen feces. That was the song I was thinking of when I posted that, couldn't remember the title and haven't heard it since I was 14 but it's haunted me ever since... YUCK!

[masterofsparks]

Little Sister -- Elvis Presley
I don't know ifg he wrote it.

Incriminating lyric:
Well, I used to pull your pigtails
And pinch your turned-up nose
But you been a growin
And baby, it's been showin
From your head down to your toes



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Elvis didn't write it (or anything else). It's a Pomus/Shuman song.

Is it sleazy enough to be included here? regardless of authorship.

I would say no. The guy in the song is lusting after the grown-up version of a girl he's known since she was little.

[mcphee from the forum]

so many borderline inappropriate songs about 17 year olds:

Beatles - I Saw Here Standing There
Winger - Seventeen
Stray Cats - Sexy and 17
Janis Ian - At Seventeen

[Joe Rogaine]

Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond (About Caroline Kennedy)

[Steve in North Hollywood]

Not a Rock song, but "Parents Just Don't Understand" has a whole verse about a 12 year old.  At least The Fresh Prince had the decency to send himself to jail in the song.

[Sarah]

so many borderline inappropriate songs about 17 year olds:

. . .
Janis Ian - At Seventeen

Come on.

[Steve of Bloomington]

When she was I think 6 or 7 my sister was in some dance recital, and the whole family went to see it. The older kids did a routine to 'Sexy and 17', only in the program they had printed 'Adorable and 17'. So they knew on some level maybe that wasn't a good idea.

so many borderline inappropriate songs about 17 year olds:

Beatles - I Saw Here Standing There
Winger - Seventeen
Stray Cats - Sexy and 17
Janis Ian - At Seventeen

[mcphee from the forum]

so many borderline inappropriate songs about 17 year olds:

. . .
Janis Ian - At Seventeen

Come on.

Admittedly it's been a long time since I've heard it.

[NJL]

... and Roman Polanski is now under arrest after 30 years.  I swear, the Best Show is prescient about these things.

[Christina]

... and Roman Polanski is now under arrest after 30 years.  I swear, the Best Show is prescient about these things.

I know, and by the Swiss!

[Sarah]

He had to have wanted to get arrested.  He's been avoiding countries that might extradite him for years, and I doubt he wasn't aware that he'd face that possibility in Switzerland.