Author Topic: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!  (Read 6082 times)

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Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2009, 10:25:01 PM »
Man, you guys are so easy to offend.

You are not a Jewish/Unitarian.
Obviously.
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Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
« Reply #16 on: December 19, 2009, 10:32:04 PM »
I am a cracker, Fredericks. You, of all people, should know the pain I have suffered at the hands of ignorant sophisticates.

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Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2009, 10:35:19 PM »
I am a cracker, Fredericks. You, of all people, should know the pain I have suffered at the hands of ignorant sophisticates.

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Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
« Reply #18 on: December 19, 2009, 10:45:45 PM »
I kinda hate Keillor for all the obvious reasons. But I read the article and it seems like satire, no? Isn't he apeing the "war on christmas" argument? Like a Colbert Report kind of thing?

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Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
« Reply #19 on: December 19, 2009, 10:59:34 PM »
No opinion piece, however awful, could ever, ever, EVER amount to even one percent of the damage done by his horrible voice.  Clear your throat, you repulsive loser.
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
« Reply #20 on: December 19, 2009, 11:27:29 PM »
No opinion piece, however awful, could ever, ever, EVER amount to even one percent of the damage done by his horrible voice.  Clear your throat, you repulsive loser.

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Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2009, 08:32:28 AM »
You know, in the end, I did not even feel like the comment was anti-semitic or anti-Unitarian, even though I am Jewish.  I just felt it was seriously unpleasant without any comedy to justify its existence.  A less-appaling Michael Richards event.

We were going with our tongues planted in our cheeks a little bit, with the hope that maybe we'd be won over by it.  But it was no longer worth that effort after reading that.

And by the way, who alerted me to Keillor's rant?  None other than Tom Scharpling when I tweeted that I was going.  My wife and I have him to thank for seeing Avatar last night instead.  My thinking was: What is the most opposite thing we can see from Prairie Home Companion.

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Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2009, 10:31:31 AM »
You know, in the end, I did not even feel like the comment was anti-semitic or anti-Unitarian, even though I am Jewish.  I just felt it was seriously unpleasant without any comedy to justify its existence.  A less-appaling Michael Richards event.


I think you've summed it up well, yeah... his twee "reportage" wasn't quite my thing, but he was harmless enough. Somewhere along the way though it's like he went deep into Andy Rooney territory (Rooney's had his fair share of verbal gaffes too).
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Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2009, 10:33:12 AM »
I kinda hate Keillor for all the obvious reasons. But I read the article and it seems like satire, no? Isn't he apeing the "war on christmas" argument? Like a Colbert Report kind of thing?

This was what I thought, but gave up on trying to make the case without people thinking I am racist. I too thought it was Swiftian in intent, if not execution. It's sort of like if I got outraged during my early calls when Tom suggested I, and everyone in my region, was in the KKK. And of course, only 60% of us are.

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Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2009, 10:36:34 AM »
I kinda hate Keillor for all the obvious reasons. But I read the article and it seems like satire, no? Isn't he apeing the "war on christmas" argument? Like a Colbert Report kind of thing?

if this were so, it's hard to tell since this isn't his MO usually, if ever. Colbert's whole thing is one long piss take on the lunkheaded conservative pundit.
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Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
« Reply #25 on: December 21, 2009, 11:07:49 AM »
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Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2009, 01:33:30 PM »
I LOL'ed at this part!

"If you are the World's Leading Authority on the mating habits of the jabberwock beetle of the Lesser Jujube Archipelago, you can take comfort in knowing that the pinch-faced drone next to you at Starbucks may be the W.L.A. on 17th-century Huguenot hymnody or a niche of quantum physics that is understood by nobody but himself."

Wait, what does LOL stand for again?
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Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
« Reply #27 on: December 21, 2009, 04:40:55 PM »
I LOL'ed at this part!

"If you are the World's Leading Authority on the mating habits of the jabberwock beetle of the Lesser Jujube Archipelago, you can take comfort in knowing that the pinch-faced drone next to you at Starbucks may be the W.L.A. on 17th-century Huguenot hymnody or a niche of quantum physics that is understood by nobody but himself."

Wait, what does LOL stand for again?

Which is ironic, since he hosts a live radio variety show that frequently features musicians who specialize in forms just as obscure as the disciplines he names here.
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Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2009, 04:58:46 PM »
People need to lay off the Huegenots.

I'm in the 'Swiftian' camp. However, like Dave, I come from a place where everybody is in the Klan (which is actually just a vicious rumor based on the fact that the Klan ran the state in the 20s. Barely anybody from then is even alive now. Come on.)


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Re: I am going to see Garrison Keillor live!
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2009, 06:49:36 PM »
People need to lay off the Huegenots.

I'm in the 'Swiftian' camp. However, like Dave, I come from a place where everybody is in the Klan (which is actually just a vicious rumor based on the fact that the Klan ran the state in the 20s. Barely anybody from then is even alive now. Come on.)



I've done the research:  He really dislikes Unitarians.
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