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Andy

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 2 year old viral internet sensations)
« Reply #885 on: February 22, 2008, 01:06:12 PM »
that seals it, I'm never having kids.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
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Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

John Junk

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 2 year old viral internet sensations)
« Reply #886 on: February 22, 2008, 03:25:54 PM »
Once again:

It's a sick sad world.

Matt

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 2 year old viral internet sensations)
« Reply #887 on: February 22, 2008, 05:10:12 PM »
Okay, the little kid's got problems, but his older brother's a manipulative FWD, so you can't really blame him.

Andy - some kids are okay. For instance:
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=88k31oOi7pM&feature=related[/youtube]

Sure, the novelty wears off after a while and the kids become dicks as soon as they turn double-digits, but those first few years might be kinda fun, even with the no more sleep and the cleaning of the shit.

Speaking of the shit, let's cut it and get down to business - what say we get this little firecracker an opening slot on the next TL/Rx tour? I'd go see it!
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Andy

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 2 year old viral internet sensations)
« Reply #888 on: February 22, 2008, 06:02:24 PM »
that kid is murdering the beatles.
Breakfast- I'm havin' a time
Wheelies- I'm havin' a time
Headlocks- I'm havin' a time
Drunk Tank- not so much a time
George St.- I'm havin' a time
Brenda- I'm havin' a time
Bingo- I'm havin' a time
House Arrest- I'm still havin' a time

DigiDan

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 2 year old viral internet sensations)
« Reply #889 on: February 22, 2008, 07:09:02 PM »
I raise you one with this kid:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43g2_-vqMo0[/youtube]


dania

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 2 year old viral internet sensations)
« Reply #890 on: February 22, 2008, 07:38:38 PM »
The only question I have after watching these videos is, how many more of them are there?  I shudder at the thought of bratty kids becoming adults and refusing to be less bratty. 
I propose a new law (adding to the other one I proposed that would illegalize protesting death) that requires a minimum of 10 hours per week of community service for EVERY kid age 10-16 that lives in a home with a ginormous projection TV.  Seriously what gives them the right to cry?  You're sitting in front of a movie screen all day, you can eat whenever you want, and you're not plagued with disease.  Actually, make it 20 hours.  Two hours every weeknight after school, and 10 more hours on the weekend.  That'll teach 'em to cry. 

Seriously though, I really do think something like that could prevent another school shooting.

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 2 year old viral internet sensations)
« Reply #891 on: February 22, 2008, 10:33:50 PM »
I raise you one with this kid:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43g2_-vqMo0[/youtube]

I submit:

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=A8QV3QofjDQ&feature=related[/youtube]

Come on, you can make them dance for you whenever you want! And you can dress them in whatever you want! They're kids!

If this thread has taught me anything, it's to separate my future children from any kind of technology for as long as possible. Technology ends in tears. *

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 2 year old viral internet sensations)
« Reply #892 on: February 22, 2008, 10:44:26 PM »
Dude, I only watched a total of 2 minutes tops of that screaming kid video and it seriously has stayed with me all day.  I think that kid is inside of me.  That's the way I want to react to people at my job.  But yeah, that kid's brother should go piss up a rope, and his friends should go waterboard themselves for drawing and quartering this kid in public.  I think if I was on myspace at 6 or whatever I'd go crazy too.

dave from knoxville

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 2 year old viral internet sensations)
« Reply #893 on: February 22, 2008, 11:00:01 PM »
Happy kids are great

[youtube]YPwxOPRwbX8[/youtube]

DigiDan

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 2 year old viral internet sensations)
« Reply #894 on: February 22, 2008, 11:32:46 PM »
That video will be deleted once the pedos find it and start commenting...


A.M. Thomas

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 2 year old viral internet sensations)
« Reply #895 on: February 23, 2008, 03:15:27 AM »
Happy kids are great

[youtube]YPwxOPRwbX8[/youtube]


- "Show 'em the belly honey."
- "Okayyyy. Okayyyy. As if anyone missed it."

I love dialogue like this.

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dania

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 2 year old viral internet sensations)
« Reply #896 on: February 24, 2008, 01:29:32 AM »
[youtube]jamJ4-C_TME[/youtube]
bubbles!

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 2 year old viral internet sensations)
« Reply #897 on: February 24, 2008, 01:55:09 AM »
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Do your thing, Charlie.

Sarah

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 2 year old viral internet sensations)
« Reply #898 on: February 24, 2008, 11:11:55 AM »
That Charlie needs some jam, and quick.

I felt very sorry for both MySpace boy and Halo boy, crazy and obnoxious though they were.  In their defense, though, it doesn't do to forget the enormous power older siblings have to drive their younger brothers and sisters insane with frustration and rage (I remember it well: my middle sister could never do it to me, but boy oh boy my oldest sister knew how to get me going).  Halo boy's brother wasn't so bad, and neither was the brother's friend, but MySpace boy, I suspect, is crazy in part because of his bully of a brother and his brother's sadistic friends.

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Re: youtube (Now inexplicably featuring 2 year old viral internet sensations)
« Reply #899 on: February 24, 2008, 08:33:20 PM »
Time to clear out the obnoxious kiddies with some good old rock music.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHEUyu9lpIE[/youtube]
I'll probably go into the wee hours.