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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #165 on: September 08, 2011, 11:09:17 PM »
And here's one other we put up.

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #166 on: September 15, 2011, 01:43:22 AM »
Meet Bobby Blayze's opponent this Saturday night..."The South African Savage" Pupu:

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #168 on: September 18, 2011, 02:03:36 AM »
ECW sabu video-stratosphere

Sabu might be my favorite wrestler of all-time.

FOR THE UNKNOWING: Sabu first became known to US wrestling fans after ECW started picking up steam on northeastern cable channels. The first time I saw him was on a Friday afternoon in my parents' basement. I was a senior in high school and saw that "Extreme Championship Wrestling" was listed on some weird cable access channel. I had heard about this ECW from my early dabblings on the Internet and from disgusting bloodied pictures in Pro Wrestling Illustrated.

But nothing could prepare me for ECW. And nothing could prepare me for Sabu.

The episode began with a shot of Paul E. Dangerously (an old favorite of mine) walking down the ring with his cell phone as some lunhead guy with a mullet (9-1-1) was wheeling somebody down to the ring Hannibal Lecter style. Then they showed him in action from various matches.

The only other person who has ever captured such a reaction from me the first time watching is GG Allin. Seriously -- after watching both guys, I really just had these thoughts lingering in my brain about the depravity of life. I knew wrestling was fake (and music is entertainment) but these guys  were not fooling around.

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #169 on: September 18, 2011, 09:02:26 AM »
ECW sabu video-stratosphere

Sabu might be my favorite wrestler of all-time.

FOR THE UNKNOWING: Sabu first became known to US wrestling fans after ECW started picking up steam on northeastern cable channels. The first time I saw him was on a Friday afternoon in my parents' basement. I was a senior in high school and saw that "Extreme Championship Wrestling" was listed on some weird cable access channel. I had heard about this ECW from my early dabblings on the Internet and from disgusting bloodied pictures in Pro Wrestling Illustrated.

But nothing could prepare me for ECW. And nothing could prepare me for Sabu.

The episode began with a shot of Paul E. Dangerously (an old favorite of mine) walking down the ring with his cell phone as some lunhead guy with a mullet (9-1-1) was wheeling somebody down to the ring Hannibal Lecter style. Then they showed him in action from various matches.

The only other person who has ever captured such a reaction from me the first time watching is GG Allin. Seriously -- after watching both guys, I really just had these thoughts lingering in my brain about the depravity of life. I knew wrestling was fake (and music is entertainment) but these guys  were not fooling around.

More Sabu to come later.

When I first saw Sabu it was around the same time the luchadors were popping up on Nitro. While I liked the luchadors because they were so graceful and smooth I found that I loved Sabu because he not graceful, but was not smooth. He just threw his body at guys and hoped they caught him. Like you say, we all know wrestling isn't real, but when you see a guy like Sabu you get a feeling you don't get watching guys like John Cena.

By the way, I saw Chikara live last night and holy poop, that was a fun show. It also featured the weirdest mix of people I've ever seen at a wrestling show. Everyone from hipsters to families to the typical type of fan you see at indy wrestling shows. There was even a blind guy there which struck me as quite odd.

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #170 on: September 18, 2011, 11:43:40 PM »
Wrestling needs more people who seem like completely dangerous individuals. The best part about ECW is that even a bunch of the faces looked like the kind of dude who would stab you for looking at a girlfriend at an askew angle at a bar. I completely believed (and still do to this day) that Terry Brunk is as much of a lunatic as the character he portrays. And if he's not, there's something even more unhinged about it.

I actually performed a show with Chikara's Tim Donst on Friday night. Great guy and a great performer.

Chikara rules in every way period. They've found a great niche for wrestling nerds/hipsters/familes/etc. I don't feel like I need to go to confession after I watch Chikara in person.
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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #171 on: September 19, 2011, 01:10:06 AM »
Wrestling needs more people who seem like completely dangerous individuals. The best part about ECW is that even a bunch of the faces looked like the kind of dude who would stab you for looking at a girlfriend at an askew angle at a bar. I completely believed (and still do to this day) that Terry Brunk is as much of a lunatic as the character he portrays. And if he's not, there's something even more unhinged about it.

I actually performed a show with Chikara's Tim Donst on Friday night. Great guy and a great performer.

Chikara rules in every way period. They've found a great niche for wrestling nerds/hipsters/familes/etc. I don't feel like I need to go to confession after I watch Chikara in person.

Yeah, I could never imagine Sabu sitting around acting like a normal human. Even thinking of him dressed in real clothes is a stretch.

Tim Donst was  at the show last night. Sadly him, Turas, and Jakob Hammermeir (who encouraged the crowd to buy BDK t-shirts because once the American dollar collapses  it will be the only thing you own of any value) lost to the Colony, but he put on a great show.

One fairly small thing that Chikara did is that once the show ended all the babyfaces lined up in the lobby and as the fans were leaving they all just shook hands and signed autographs and just said hello and thanked the fans for coming. I realize it's the kind of thing that can only be done with relatively small crowds, but I thought it was a really nice touch. Also I couldn't but notice that I'm about 5'6 and I was about as tall as a lot of the wrestlers. When you're short you notice these things.

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #172 on: September 21, 2011, 07:54:21 PM »

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #173 on: September 21, 2011, 08:00:16 PM »
Greggulator - since you're from Philly, did you get to attend a lot of ECW shows?

being from Chicago, I wasn't able to go to any events until their first PPV here.
i did briefly work for RF Video though. I have a few stories.

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #174 on: September 26, 2011, 11:47:20 AM »
Greggulator - since you're from Philly, did you get to attend a lot of ECW shows?

being from Chicago, I wasn't able to go to any events until their first PPV here.
i did briefly work for RF Video though. I have a few stories.

I'd love to hear the RF Video stories. Unless it's really creepy stories about Rob.

I went to about 20-25 ECW shows. Most were in Philly but I went to a few in Jersey and elsewhere. 

I have so many absurd ECW memories/stories. That place was truly one of a kind. If ECW was around today, there's absolutely no way I would go since it was borderline disturbing.

Some of my favorite ECW in person tales:

1) The first time I attended was my second weekend my freshman year in Philly. I had no idea where anything was. And this is 1995 Philly and not 2011 Philly -- 1995 Philly, the city was pretty much a craphole as opposed to today, when it's really awesome. The ECW Arena was also literally underneath the I-95 underpass. (Those old Public Enemy/Gangstas videos were filmed there.) So I was 17-years-old walking underneath an interstate overpass trying to find this place.

I got there a few hours early. I was doing my World History reading (leaning up against the arena) when I heard a bottle break. I looked up to see a shirtless man with a swastika tattoo on his arm, a patch over his eye while pounding a 40 with another 40 held in his sweatpants holster style. That kind of explains it all.

I took a cab on the way home after hanging out w/ some friends. The campus ATM machine was locked up so the cab driver had to take me to Broad & Olney at around 2:30 AM. This is one of the sketchiest corners in Philly. I was walking over people while others were asking me for money. (I did make sure to hide my PIN number.) On my way to the cab, this cracked out guy grabbed my shoulder. "DO YOU HAVE ANY MEAT I AM HUNGER." Welcome to Philly!

2) I actually went took a girl on a date to ECW. A bunch of kids on my floor my sophomore year were big ECW fans. This girl I was hanging out with a little bit used to watch it with us and was completely mesmerized by it. We ended up convincing our RA to let us take a school-owned van to the show. The girl I was hanging out with was sitting next to this methed-out biker dude who was hitting on her and grabbing her shoulder. I was thinking of saying something but I saw he had a knife so I let it slide. She started dating a guy named Tony Phatsacks (who wore a hat made of hemp and had an entire wardrobe seemingly made of 311 t-shirts) a few weeks later. YOU MAKE THE CALL!

3) At WWF show, people go to watch the wrestlers fake fight. At ECW, people go to fight the real wrestlers! Oh dear lord, the amount of times that happened. Spike Dudley was once thrown into the crowd and some dude started punching him. The ENTIRE ECW roster came running out and into the crowd and started fighting these guys. This happened about 8 rows in front of me.

4) ECW was never so good with the logistics. They had one entrance, which brought you through into this holding pen and then finally into the arena. It didn't matter if you had a ticket already or if you were buying a ticket there or trying to sneak in. That was how you got into the arena. As soon as the door open, everyone at once converged to get in.

I went one night in the summer when it was about 125 degrees outside. The throng was bigger and more insane than usual. It was just chaos. I'm not a big guy at all (probably 115 pounds at the time) and it got European soccer nuts in there. I was literally off my feet at one point -- you just got shifted around at the mercy of the crowd and tossed into the walls and had elbows tossed into your neck. The holding pen was roughly 450012 degrees. My friend Mike (huge FOT, too) is a bigger guy and he was off his feet, too, with his face shoved into a dyed-blonde rat tail (done possibly in honor of Lance Storm's haircut). We made it through but it was REALLY frightening. (It's the second closest time to death I've ever come at a wrestling show. The first features The Murder Junkies. But that's for another day).

5) In a lifetime of executing poor ideas without thinking them through, one of the worst was when there was some Japanese wrestler (no one memorable like Great Sasuke or Tajiri) who was a good guy taking on Jason, The World's Sexiest Man. Despite being the good guy, and despite the ECW crowd supposedly being "smart", people still started a U-S-A chant. So anytime after U-S-A, I would yell "SUCKS."

Some dude stormed down from eight rows back and got in my face. "IF YOU THINK THIS COUNTRY SUCKS WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE!" I don't know how I wasn't murdered by this guy.

At the same show, my friends and I were hecking the Eliminators, since we were big Dudley Boy fans at the time. Someone else said to us, "Hey, why don't you say that to his wife's face? She's right over these selling jewelry." Sure enough, there was Mrs. Kronus selling a gold necklace in the Elims logo, selling for $275.

6) This was at Asbury Park. I had this friend Ian who was a total scumbag but could convince anyone to do anything. He was like Bodhi from Point Break, if Bodhi was really into Stereolab and had a problem with painkillers. For some reason, we followed his lead in taking off our shirts while watching ECW. We were opposite the camera so for an entire episode of ECW TV, you could see me and a few other people shirtless.

The same card, we were right by the floor when New Jack jumped off from like 30 feet or however high through a table. My brother ended up claiming some of the table, which is the ultimate in ECW merchandise.
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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #175 on: September 26, 2011, 02:18:54 PM »
Got to talk wrestling for a few minutes with Damian from Fucked Up on Saturday. Man, that guy is nice. I brought up the fact that I've purchased a ticket to attend Survivor Series by myself and how this gives me alternating pangs of both pride and shame.

One thing that came up, and this may be old news to those who participate in this thread, is the monstrously insane LAW podcast appearance by Teddy Hart. This in an absolute must listen. Teddy explains his ideas for a new wrestling promotion that include breakdancers, mechanized turnbuckles, and trained wrestling pets. It is the closest you can get to a JW call without it being such.

http://fightnetwork.com/news/wrestling/john-pollock-wai-ting-chat-w-teddy-hart/

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #176 on: September 27, 2011, 06:22:43 PM »
One thing that came up, and this may be old news to those who participate in this thread, is the monstrously insane LAW podcast appearance by Teddy Hart. This in an absolute must listen. Teddy explains his ideas for a new wrestling promotion that include breakdancers, mechanized turnbuckles, and trained wrestling pets. It is the closest you can get to a JW call without it being such.

http://fightnetwork.com/news/wrestling/john-pollock-wai-ting-chat-w-teddy-hart/

Do yourself the favor.

That was wonderfully entertaining. It really was Wurster-esque in how it started off slightly odd (trampolines would be weird, but I could almost see it working) before it went off into batshit insane territory with trained animals and trying to make retired breakdancersinto wrestlers and raising ringposts. It completely sounded like ideas a guy came up with when he was stoned. Which I'm sure is exactly what it was

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #177 on: October 01, 2011, 01:30:43 PM »
YOUR GUIDE TO SATIAMA PRO!

Satiama Pro was a bizarre, underground wrestling league in Japan from the late 90s. It's SPECTACULAR. Satiama is a prefecture that borders New York -- it's roughly the equivalent of Pompton Lakes, New Jersey from all accounts.

The league's main attraction was SURVIVAL TOBITA. Tobita was a Barry O-style ham'n'egger in various well-known Japanese promotions. But in his own league, he became arguably the greatest hero of them all.

Largely taking place in middle school gymnasiums, Tobita would star in the main event in his promotion. His opponents were a variety of monsters sent to wreak havoc upon the local population.

His most legendary opponent is Mokujin Ken, aka Ken The Box. Ken was a tree that was knocked down due to overdevelopment in Satiama who came back to life to get revenge on humans. His costume is amazing, as you will see in the video -- it's a cardboard box with leaves stapled on it.

Survival Tobita vs Mokujin Ken SPWC 23.08.1999
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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #178 on: October 01, 2011, 01:36:31 PM »
This was what Surviavl Tobita put on his T-Shirts.

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Re: The Wrestling Thread
« Reply #179 on: October 01, 2011, 06:22:10 PM »
My fave wrasslers are Andre the giant and King Kong Bundy, Andre because of his freakish size and voice, and Bundy because I knew I could never be really musclebound like a lot of the guys but I could be really really overweight like him one day...I never have gotten too 500lbs but there's still time.
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