Not to funsuck and buzzstomp, but isn't "Cuddly Toy" vastly creepier than Gary Puckett's "Young Girl"?
I don't think so. The narrator for Cuddly Toy is a creep, but he's basically saying "Yeah, I cheated on you, you caught me, but you're just some dumb lovestruck kid and I can find someone new in about five seconds." I'm kind of inferring the "caught cheating" subplot, but I think it's there. In any event, the toy/Christmas present/tell your mother stuff seems to be there to insult the girl for being not as worldy and invoke the "I'd already lost interest in you anyway" feeling, not to (necessarily, at least) claim said cuddly toy is a child.
So, still a scumbag, yeah, but nowhere near as terrifyingly creepy as Puckett, who appears to be literally singing "I can't be trusted around this underage girl, who is to blame because she trapped me into havin' the hots for her with her clothes, makeup and mind control."
Of course, on the other hand, there's "She Hangs Out"
How old d'you say your sister was? (sister was, sister was)
How old d'you say your sister was? (sister was, sister was)
You know you'd better keep an eye on her (eye on her, eye on her)
Do the ronde ronde ronde do the rond rond
She hangs out
She hangs out
I heard you taught your sister the bugaloo (bugaloo, bugaloo)
I heard you taught your sister the shigaling too
(shigaling
too, shigaling too)
Well, she can teach you a thing or two (a thing or two, thing or two)
Do the ronde ronde ronde do the rond rond
She hangs out
She hangs out
Well, she hangs out, hangs out
every night, every night
You know you best get down here on the double
Before she gets her pretty little self in trouble
She's...so fine...so fine
I say, how old d'you say your sister was? (sister was, sister was)
How old d'you say your sister was? (sister was, sister was)
You know you'd better keep an eye on her (eye on her, eye on her)
Do the ronde ronde ronde do the rond rond
She hangs out
She hangs out
