Tom I need your advice

[MontaukProjekt/PE]

Tom I can't seem to have much luck with the ladies . I don't get to date the girls I want to date. Somehow I end up dating ones I don't like. Do you have any advice? Of course other FOT are welcome to give advice, but I would really like the solution from the man himself.
 
Also if Spike is reading this I would like your advice too.

[Paul DeLouisiana]

I think Spike might give you advice on how to date a television set.

I know it is cliche to say "things will happen when you least expect it" or "when you aren't looking for it" but that's always been the case for me. I'm not married, engaged or currently in a relationship so maybe someone elses advice is better.

[TacoSmith]

Have you tried the line "Who'da thunk it?!"? I hear that one's pretty popular with the ladies.

[amiright??]

I dunno, Taco, that's Tom's bit.

[Paul DeLouisiana]

I dunno, Taco, that's Tom's bit.

Speakin of Taco, I'm starting to catch on to The League. You can reference the characters in that show for picking up girls.

[MontaukProjekt/PE]

What kind of shows do girls like these days? I guess i could watch those shows and talk to them about it

[Martin]

Here's an advice: shorten your user name.   

[Christina]

Here's an advice: shorten your user name.   

I just love a man who shortens his user name!

[MontaukProjekt/PE]

Here's an advice: shorten your user name.   

Who knew overlapping text would annoy the community

[Sarah]

Or at least one member thereof.

[fonpr]

Here's an advice: shorten your user name.   

Who knew overlapping text would annoy the community

I thought it looked interesting, albeit illegible.

[MontaukProjekt/PE]

Here's an advice: shorten your user name.   

Who knew overlapping text would annoy the community

I thought it looked interesting, albeit illegible.

Well I changed it anyway. I had to keep some reference to the philadelphia experiment. You can't have one project without the other

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_project
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment

And I am now starting to realize why I dont have any luck with the ladies as these legends are some of the topics that interest me the most. Not the best first date discussion, so...

[Paul DeLouisiana]

Here's an advice: shorten your user name.   

Who knew overlapping text would annoy the community

I thought it looked interesting, albeit illegible.

Well I changed it anyway. I had to keep some reference to the philadelphia experiment. You can't have one project without the other

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_project
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philadelphia_Experiment

And I am now starting to realize why I dont have any luck with the ladies as these legends are some of the topics that interest me the most. Not the best first date discussion, so...

Consider a smooth transition to Jonestown chat or Waco goofiness.

[Sarah]

A nutty friend of mine is convinced a house near her is being used by Homeland Security to spy on . . . someone, because an impressive array decorates its exterior.  I think I'll suggest to her that it's an extension of these so-called experiments.

[dave from knoxville]

Here's an advice: shorten your user name.   

I just love a man who shortens his user name!

Christina, THEY call me Dave from Knoxville, but you can call me DFK. (and so can everybody else.) What's your sign? Can I get a number?