Tom I need your advice

[Christina]

Here's an advice: shorten your user name.   

I just love a man who shortens his user name!

Christina, THEY call me Dave from Knoxville, but you can call me DFK. (and so can everybody else.) What's your sign? Can I get a number?

awesome! Would that be "dee-eff-kay" or "deefkh"?

I hate telling people what my sign is because apparently my sign is like the reigning asshole of the zodiac or something.

[dave from knoxville]

Here's an advice: shorten your user name.   

I just love a man who shortens his user name!

Christina, THEY call me Dave from Knoxville, but you can call me DFK. (and so can everybody else.) What's your sign? Can I get a number?

awesome! Would that be "dee-eff-kay" or "deefkh"?

I hate telling people what my sign is because apparently my sign is like the reigning asshole of the zodiac or something.

I wasn't familiar with the "Trump" sign.

[KickTheBobo]

I hate telling people what my sign is because apparently my sign is like the reigning asshole of the zodiac or something.

You're a Sagittarius?

yes, i believe in the Zodiac. you know why? because it's fun. I was out with some friends once and we were talking signs, and I bet them that the girl across the room was a Cancer (like me). Sure enough she was!

Okay back to the topic:

My only advice is that you have a bit of leeway in regards to a person's interests. Some dudes can't get over the fact that a girl likes different music or books than them, which can be problematic.

For me, I'm just intrigued when a person has a passion for ANYTHING (well, mostly). It's a great opportunity to learn about new things, and about that person.

"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people."
-Eleanor Roosevelt

also: having an 8-ball of coke never hurt either.

[buffcoat]

also: having an 8-ball of coke never hurt either.

Like, being in possession of one or having just taken one?

[Sarah]

You railadummy.  You don't "take" an eight-ball.  I'm embarrassed for you.

[Christina]

You railadummy.  You don't "take" an eight-ball.  I'm embarrassed for you.

"I'd like a drug, please."

[KickTheBobo]

on second thought: stay away from dirty street drugs. It's a sure indicator of a "total loser" in the eyes of a potential mate.

Montauk might also want to x-post over on this forum for some free Ultimate For-Men Dating/Attraction Advice as well.

[Sarah]

on second thought: stay away from dirty street drugs. It's a sure indicator of a "total loser" in the eyes of a potential mate.

Not necessarily.  Someone might be looking for a codependent

[MontaukProjekt/PE]

I think I figured out the problem. People think I eat too many chocolate bars or that I don't wash my face

[senorcorazon]

Send me a JPEG, DFK.

[CSW]

You railadummy.  You don't "take" an eight-ball.  I'm embarrassed for you.

"I'd like a drug, please."

Both of these responses made me laugh a lot.

I'm a zodiac-a-dummy and I know nothing about signs, other than mine is a Libra and I've had some bad experiences with girls born in August (Cancer and Leo, according to a wiki I just did.)

Anyone who knows about this stuff wanna postulate on that for me?

Also: what sign was the Zodiac Killer?

[amiright??]

I think I figured out the problem. People think I eat too many chocolate bars or that I don't wash my face

This is more Canadian than an episode of Stop Podcasting Yourself.

[buffcoat]

You two ladies really are cut from the same cloth!  Auntie C., when you get some vacation time you should travel to the wilds of Maine.


We Southerners don't know about "eights ball" or whatever.  I'm sure that in 1985 the mean streets of Brooklyn and Lubec, plutonium cocaine is available in every corner drug store, but in 1955 North Carolina it's a little hard to come by!

[dave from knoxville]

Send me a JPEG, DFK.

Being dense. A JPEG of what, exactly?

[Sarah]

You two ladies really are cut from the same cloth!

You mean that fabric you're made of?