Omar: I rate Mellon Collie pretty highly, I was saying (in agreement with you) that it's bloated. It has a higher % of good songs than UYI I/II.
Scores are in comparison to "classic" Pumpkins. I've just done what any half-decent A&R man should have done to this monster.
"Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" - Gentle instrumental. Pretty memorable. 7.5
"Tonight, Tonight" - Really good. 9
"Jellybelly" - Cannot remember this song by title. Listening to it now. Solid, I listen to it if it comes up on the iPod. Better than other songs like it on this record. 8.
"Zero" - Great single. 8.5.
"Here Is No Why" - Here we reach the first one I would have cut. B-side. 5.
"Bullet with Butterfly Wings" - Great first line. Overplayed at this point. 7.5.
"To Forgive" - Better upon repeat listenings. 8.
"An Ode to No One" - Cut this one. Save for the next outtakes record. Good ending. 6.
"Love" - Foreshadowing their (his) later no-so-good stuff. Cut. 3.5.
"Cupid de Locke" - Foreshadowing his later, somewhat ok stuff. On the border of cutting. 6.
"Galapogos" - Is this song about turtles? Too much of the high-low happy-sad loud-quiet Corgan. Outtake. 5.
"Muzzle" - The first line sums up the whole tortured genius thing. Cut. 5.5.
"Porcelina of the Vast Oceans" - This song is the perfect centerpiece for a curiosities record. Cut from this project. 7.
"Take Me Down" - I hate all James Iha songs. Learn from Gene Simmons, don't let your bad-singing guitarist... never mind. 1.
"Where Boys Fear to Tread" - This one-two punch should have opened the record. 9.5
"Bodies" - The best song on the album, for my money. 10.
"Thirty-Three" - Good. 8.
"In the Arms of Sleep" - Underrated. I wish he wouldn't sing with the unbelievably whiny voice as opposed to the "wow, that's whiny" voice. 7.5
"1979" - Great single. Overplayed now. 7.5.
"Tales of a Scorched Earth" - Much worse than the other heavy songs on MC. 3.
"Thru the Eyes of Ruby" - Absolute garbage. Quit doing novelty songs. 3.
"Stumbleine" - The last good song on the record. This belongs on Pisces Iscariot II. 6.
"X.Y.U." - Boring and gross. 3.
"We Only Come Out at Night" - There's a difference between Billy singing in that weird voice and just singing off-key. 3.5
"Beautiful" - Stop trying to involve the rest of the band. 2.
"Lily (My One and Only)" - Stop indulging yourself so much, Billy. 3.
"By Starlight" - Awful, awful, awful. 1.5.
"Farewell and Goodnight" - It's a good thing they stopped working together. I wonder if those bearded dudes wrote songs. 2.