"Hi...I'm Orson Welles...and I'm here on location in Peru for a new film directed by a very talented young German who goes by the name of Werner Herzog. The film is called Fitzcarraldo, about a rubber baron who wishes to build an opera house in the middle of the jungle...*chuckles*...well, have you ever heard of such a thing?! I play a rival rubber baron, who already has several opera houses of his own, and continually chides Fitzcarraldo about his lack of an opera house. And the part of Fitzcarraldo? Well, it was to be played by the superb Jason Robards, but he has now been replaced with a marvelous German actor called Klaus Kinski...I've yet to meet him, but I can imagine we shall get along famously! I certainly hope nothing untoward happens and I end up sleeping in a house full of guinea pigs."
