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heliumsocket

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Songs for Tom to dissect on air
« on: September 08, 2011, 03:47:08 AM »
...ala "Chestnut Mare".

Here's my recommendation:

ART GARFUNKEL - Crying In My Sleep(1978)

Mostly for the first verse, but my lord what a first verse. I would love for this to be a new regular feature.

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Re: Songs for Tom to dissect on air
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2011, 11:33:25 AM »
The Guess Who - Glamour Boy

I first heard this something like 15 years ago during the local college radio station's "forgotten pop of the '70s" show and it's stuck with me since then as one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Burton Cummings vs. glam! "Ricky and the Balloons"!
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Re: Songs for Tom to dissect on air
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2011, 08:12:30 PM »
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!

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Re: Songs for Tom to dissect on air
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2011, 08:28:06 PM »
Almost kind of Leonard Cohen-y, except that it sucks.
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Re: Songs for Tom to dissect on air
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2011, 10:30:43 PM »
Move it on Over - Hank Williams

Very stoned one night, I decided this song was about anal sex.

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Re: Songs for Tom to dissect on air
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2011, 03:28:38 AM »

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Re: Songs for Tom to dissect on air
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2011, 10:23:14 AM »
"I'm riding the silence like John Cage up in this piece." -Tom Scharpling

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Re: Songs for Tom to dissect on air
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2011, 10:33:13 AM »
Stairway To Heaven
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Re: Songs for Tom to dissect on air
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2011, 04:15:22 PM »
'By-Tor and the Snow Dog' by Rush.

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Re: Songs for Tom to dissect on air
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2011, 05:03:03 PM »
Dangerous Toys - Scared

Dangerous Toys - "Scared" (1989)
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Re: Songs for Tom to dissect on air
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2011, 07:01:59 PM »
The Beach Boys - Busy doin' nothin'

Brian Wilson, basically giving directions to his house.

I laughed harder than I have in a while at 1:05 when the image came up.

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Re: Songs for Tom to dissect on air
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2011, 10:28:05 PM »
as creepy as it gets, folks... Brian & crew singing to some girl about how they're about to turn her into a 'girl'. It's a masterpiece.

Don't miss the little chant section at 1:44 where they actually transform her. Carl really gets into there, too. One can actually picture this scene where these five middle-aged bearded, singing men are surrounding this girl making her shave her legs.


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Re: Songs for Tom to dissect on air
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2011, 12:55:32 AM »
as creepy as it gets, folks... Brian & crew singing to some girl about how they're about to turn her into a 'girl'. It's a masterpiece.

Don't miss the little chant section at 1:44 where they actually transform her. Carl really gets into there, too. One can actually picture this scene where these five middle-aged bearded, singing men are surrounding this girl making her shave her legs.


02 Hey Little Tomboy - The Beach Boys

simply amazing.

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Re: Songs for Tom to dissect on air
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2011, 04:11:12 PM »
as creepy as it gets, folks... Brian & crew singing to some girl about how they're about to turn her into a 'girl'. It's a masterpiece.

Don't miss the little chant section at 1:44 where they actually transform her. Carl really gets into there, too. One can actually picture this scene where these five middle-aged bearded, singing men are surrounding this girl making her shave her legs.


02 Hey Little Tomboy - The Beach Boys

simply amazing.


if I were the governor of Texas, I would execute this song.













Too soon... or WAY too soon?
I really don't appreciate your sarcastic, anti-comedy tone, Bro!