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Kim Kelly

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Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
« on: October 12, 2011, 03:23:41 PM »
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Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2011, 04:46:25 PM »
Fieri/Smashmouth/competitive eating.  It almost suggests a parlor game: Combine three people or things Tom hates into a single headline.
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Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2011, 05:13:30 PM »
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Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2011, 05:24:23 PM »
It doesn't matter. That ass-clown Harwell is still irrelevant and his band still sucks bulk-bin quantities of cock...
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Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2011, 05:32:25 PM »
Quote from: cavorting with nudists on October 12, 2011, 04:46:25 PM
Fieri/Smashmouth/competitive eating.  It almost suggests a parlor game: Combine three people or things Tom hates into a single headline.

The only way that would be entertaining would be if one of the foods was a mystery food laced with arsenic...
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Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2011, 06:56:48 PM »
Finally Twitter gets something worthwhile accomplished!
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Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2011, 03:42:26 PM »
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Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2011, 03:49:41 PM »
Quote from: Auntie Christina on October 13, 2011, 03:42:26 PM
Speaking of Guy Fieri, it's confirmed ... he's a massive douche:

http://www.citypages.com/2011-10-12/restaurants/guy-fieri-in-diners-drive-ins-and-disasters/all/-1/-1/

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But as his star power grew, Fieri stopped returning Page's phone calls. When NBC hired Fieri to film the primetime game show Minute to Win It, Guy started canceling shoots with Page. A posse of friends—a bawdy band of homeboys with names like Gorilla, Kleetus, and Dirty P.—trailed Guy everywhere, and his manager, Tom Nelson, took to calling himself "the consigliore." The group became known as the Garlic Mafia, and Fieri styled himself as the mob boss.

This may be the most ridiculous thing I've ever read.

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Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2011, 04:49:32 PM »
"Kleetus"?
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Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2011, 05:11:05 PM »
Quote from: buffcoat on October 13, 2011, 04:49:32 PM
"Kleetus"?

Sure! This is a guy who wears polarized sunglasses indoors and thinks posing for pictures means you throw up a couple-a bad-ass devil horns.
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Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2011, 06:17:15 PM »
I was totally expecting this thread to be some weird slash fiction from Laurie.
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Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2011, 10:18:17 PM »
Kleetus barada nikto
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Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2011, 10:57:18 PM »
Quote from: Steve of Bloomington on October 13, 2011, 10:18:17 PM
Kleetus barada nikto

Is that near Flavortown?
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Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2011, 11:20:01 PM »
That's that band people thought might be the Beatles incognito, right?
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Re: Guy Fieri feeds guy from Smash Mouth a lot of eggs
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2011, 09:50:12 AM »
Quote from: nec13 on October 13, 2011, 10:57:18 PM
Quote from: Steve of Bloomington on October 13, 2011, 10:18:17 PM
Kleetus barada nikto

Is that near Flavortown?

Suburb of Funkytown.

And I loved 'Smashmouth eat the eggs' as a Twitter thing. There's a whole weirdly stupid but funny school of humor on Twitter that I follow in addition to the one liners. Actually I'm kind of done with the Merlin Mann one liner favstar fanboy crap on Twitter.
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