HOW DARE YOU. Ira Glass is a national treasure. He's my spiritual guru/dad.
Are you listening to the same radio show I am? Who doesn't love David Rakoff's muffled, precious accent? He sounds like he's talking into a paper bag because he can't understand why people don't buy his books.
David Sedaris and Sarah Vowell are great too! Both have such amazing radio voices they put you to shame. I have an iTunes graphic equalizer preset called "hiss reducer" that I use when they read their amazing stories.
Man, there's this one recent show called "24 Hours at the Golden Apple" where they recorded a whole day at some greasy spoon in Chicago. It was genius. There's nothing I love more than listening to old men too close to the microphone who don't want to talk, drunk college students, lowlife teenagers and sad waitresses.