How lucky, then, that Cancerface is a unisex name.
Thank you for the thought, Baron, and please know that if your sister's puppy did move in here, the wilds of Maine would not be an issue; my beasts lead pretty sheltered lives. To tell the truth, though, right now the thought of volunteering for more pain down the line makes me feel queasy. Which is not to say that if someone stopped by and offered me a middle-sized, short-haired, good-natured, lazy adult, I wouldn't say yes in a flash.