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amyfruitflavorins

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Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« on: January 16, 2013, 09:15:14 AM »
For some reason, the first thing that popped into my head was "Shapoopie" from The Music Man.  How disorienting.  Buddy Hacket dancing in a candy-stripe jacket, blows reigning down.  Oof.
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2013, 12:42:15 PM »
I'm thinking 'Let it Snow' would be particularly bad. Not only would it be jarring in the moment, but there's no way of avoiding it at the holidays. Every time it played you'd be brought back to broken noses and spitting out your teeth.
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2013, 01:46:48 PM »
"Black Dog" b/c I'd have a Ludivico reaction to my favorite music like Alex de Large to Beethoven's 9th.

"It's the punishment element, I suppose"


For disorientment's sake: "Stay" Lisa Loeb.
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2013, 03:12:36 PM »
Aqua - Barbie Girl
Laurie Anderson - O Superman
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2013, 04:00:42 PM »
The theme song to Rocky. "gonna FLYYYYYYYYYYYY now" WHAP
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2013, 04:13:15 PM »
Yo La Tengo's "Story of Yo La Tango"  It would ruin my enjoyment of a great song forever, plus it's over 10 minutes.  So that's a pretty long clobbering. I've never been clobbered for more than 45 seconds or so and that was scarring enough.
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2013, 04:20:14 PM »
Quote from: amyfruitflavorins on January 16, 2013, 09:15:14 AM
For some reason, the first thing that popped into my head was "Shapoopie" from The Music Man.  How disorienting.  Buddy Hacket dancing in a candy-stripe jacket, blows reigning down.  Oof.

I have read some sick shit on this site, but this--- brrrrrrrr...
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2013, 04:40:54 PM »
I felt honored when he mentioned me by name for "I Know Where Sid Barrett Lives" by Television Personalities.
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2013, 08:29:31 PM »
I was thinking that weird song break in "Come Sail Away" by Styx on a loop.
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2013, 12:19:12 AM »
No, but seriously, folks. The worst song to get beat up to has to be the Horst Wessel Lied. :D

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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2013, 09:41:10 AM »
I was thinking today's lousiest pop - "Call Me Maybe," maybe.  Those violins.
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2013, 08:48:20 PM »
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2013, 08:59:50 PM »
R.E.M. - Everybody Hurts
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2013, 10:48:34 AM »
Quote from: Big Plastic Head on January 17, 2013, 08:59:50 PM
R.E.M. - Everybody Hurts

If Quentin Tarantino had any real guts, this would be the music for his next extended torture scene.  Or Marty Scorsese would remove "Layla" from Goodfellas and put this in.
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2013, 02:17:05 PM »
I would go with either "Beat on the brat" because it gives the aggressor the suggestion of using a weapon (Baseball Bat) or "Tubthumping" because it encourages both the beater and the beaten to keep fighting.
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