Author Topic: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To  (Read 21571 times)

Sashamak

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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #60 on: February 01, 2013, 09:57:20 PM »

Steve in North Hollywood

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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #61 on: February 02, 2013, 03:06:31 AM »
Has anyone yet proposed "Somebody That I Used To Know," specifically the last half featuring Kimbra?

... and ESPECIALLY if you were getting stomped by a lady.

I always liked the way she really punched the word "used" when she went into the chorus.
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #62 on: February 02, 2013, 12:00:40 PM »
The song Mike will not hear when Gary is beating him up because they are now pals.  :D

Uh! Oh! Part 1 by The Nutty Squirrels
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #63 on: February 04, 2013, 12:13:13 AM »
My Pal Foot Foot by The Shaggs
Because this song automatically sounds like someone is getting pummeled.

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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #64 on: February 05, 2013, 02:28:35 PM »
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm


lady buffcoat and I listened to a 90s pop mix on Pandora last night as we straightened up the place. I was surprised gratified, that, as far afield as it went (Tal Bachman! Stretch Princess!), it included not one Crash Test Dummies song in three hours.

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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #65 on: February 05, 2013, 02:49:47 PM »
"I Love You Always Forever" Donna Lewis

I had forgotten the pain of this song.  "Magical tiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmeeeee."
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #66 on: February 06, 2013, 03:46:34 AM »
'We Like to Party'  Vengaboys with the creepy old guy

I guess thinking about the visual while being pummeled is the worst, but the song is frightening in its own right:

We Like to Party! (Six Flags Theme Song) with lyrics!!!
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #67 on: February 06, 2013, 04:57:11 AM »
....And while getting the link for the previous entry YouTube recommended

Das Racist - Combination Pizza Hut And Taco Bell

Well played YouTube
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #68 on: February 16, 2013, 04:05:51 AM »
"...You were always on my mind..."

EDIT: I forgot that was in an ASPCA commercial, which makes it one hell of a downer, so I hereby retract it

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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #69 on: June 09, 2013, 04:14:26 PM »
This topic was inspired by a friend of mine who was in a store that was playing this song when a group of large street toughs came in and started making a scene. There was no clobbering, but it seemed like a pretty bad song for it if it had occurred.

Annie Lennox - Little Bird on Vimeo

I happen to think this would also be pretty horrible:

Joan Osborne - One Of Us

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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #70 on: June 10, 2013, 11:43:20 PM »
Citizen King  - Ive Seen Better Days



Better Days (And The Bottom Drops Out) (Video)

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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #71 on: February 22, 2015, 08:04:38 AM »
"My Way" - because everyone thinks of themselves as the protagonist of that song, but as you heard the words, you'd realize that the person beating you up was the protagonist.

Frank Sinatra - My Way
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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #72 on: February 23, 2015, 01:02:49 AM »
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_XgQhMPeEQ

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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #73 on: February 23, 2015, 09:58:21 AM »
More time has now passed between that video and the present than had passed between 1959 and that video. Jeez.

Also, Billy Joel's "character" was supposed to be 18 + 25 = 43 in that video. Why did they make him look 65? He looks nuts now, but in some ways he still doesn't look as old as they made him look in that video.
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JeffertonFromTX

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Re: Worst Song To Get Clobbered To
« Reply #74 on: February 23, 2015, 11:36:13 AM »
I had actually never seen the video until last night and...woof...those military grade glasses weren't doing him any favors.
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