last night's mountain lion story

[Sarah]

I believed it, and I liked it.  Plus it gave a beautiful lead-in to the Gorch.

Incidentally, I wonder how he is?  I'm a little worried.  Who knows how blue affects the elderly?

[PatrickChew]

That was my brother, calling from the Iron Monkey. I'm glad people enjoyed it, and to all the haters in the chat, that story was 100% true.

[Laurie]

Speaking of haters, what's this I hear about somebody posing as me spewing profanity in the chat last night? Not that it's different from any other Tuesday night in chat, mind you, or like it's going to mar by reputation or something. I'm just curious.

[Miss]

That was my brother, calling from the Iron Monkey. I'm glad people enjoyed it, and to all the haters in the chat, that story was 100% true.

Nobody was hating on anything. The beginning sounded like he was making it up. By the end, I believed it.

[Tyrannosaurus Rocks]

I got to tell your brother my own Mountain Lions Attack!! story. Mountain Lions are awesome, and they will eat you.

[John Junk]

I thought it was baloney at first, but I kinda came around at the end.  Something about waiting until he knew someone was working in the other exhibits ---it's the sort of thought-out-but-completely-not-rational kind of rationale I would employ before doing something similarly crazy. But then it segued so well with the Gorch that I thought it was a plant or something.  Anyway, my hats off to your bro for an excellent call.

[Dorvid Barnas]

I chatted quite a bit with the mountain-lion man last night. He's hilarious and super-nice. 
He said he lurks here but doesn't post because he doesn't think he has much to say.
I told him that's never stopped me. 

I'm calling you out, Joe! 
Get your ass in here!

[Zookeeper Joe]

OK, David called me out, so no more lurking....I guess Jason finally woke up and approved me, so I am IN.

TRocks and I will be forming a cougar-attack-survivor support group in the near future.  It's a lot more common than you'd think.

I had a great time Tuesday night --- I guess it's not surprising that the Friends of Tom are funny, good people.  But I only say that because Spike wasn't there.

[Laurie]

TRocks and I will be forming a cougar-attack-survivor support group in the near future.  It's a lot more common than you'd think.

Kim Bauer can join.

[Zookeeper Joe]

TRocks and I will be forming a cougar-attack-survivor support group in the near future.  It's a lot more common than you'd think.

Kim Bauer can join.

she can bring her savior Johnny Drama with her...although then he might bring his horse, which might then attract additional mountain lions...this is getting real dangerous real fast...

[Tyrannosaurus Rocks]

Did you know Pumas and Mountain Lions are THE SAME THING? They have too many names for "Danger Cat".

[Laurie]

Did you know Pumas and Mountain Lions are THE SAME THING? They have too many names for "Danger Cat".

Aren't cougars ALSO the same thing as pumas and mountain lions? No? Yes? No?

[buffcoat]

Oh, no.  As any American, bar-going male between the ages of 21 and 35 can tell you, cougars are quite a different thing entirely.

[Josh]

Filthy Laurie vs. MILFy buffcoat

[buffcoat]

Josh,  I never said I PARTOOK of the glad eye of connubial acquiescence from the (sometimes) fine older ladies.*

Of course, F.L. may just be all talk, too.**


* I never said I didn't, either.

** I don't believe this for a second.