Here's a short one, but a good one. The topic is "never seen it, heard it, or read it." Date: September 11, 2012.
FMU, you're on the air...
Hello?
Yes, hi.
Hi. My name is Quinn, and I'm 30 years old.
Hi, Quinn. How are you tonight?
I'm great. Um...I have never seen this movie "Wayne's World".
Do you like comedies?
Hm...yeah.
"Hm..yeah". Look, at this point, you can get by without seeing "Wayne's World".
Really?
...Yeah. Yeah.
Aren't there, like, references in culture...to it?
Yeah. "Party on, Garth".
Oh. I've heard that.
Yeah, okay...Are you planning on saying "party on, Garth" to people anytime soon?
No.
No. Yeah, you're okay. What's the other one? (the other film she hasn't seen).
Uh...The Santa Clause with Tim Allen.
What?! You've never seen that?! You're 30...what...you didn't....did you go to college?
Yeah.
Did you have any sort of film appreciation class?
No.
No? Well, that explains that...Look, you can make it without seeing "The Santa Clause" and "Wayne's World". You can make it by.
Alright...
You sound skeptical.
Yeah, I am--because people talk about it.
Who's talking about The Santa Clause?!?! Who are you hanging out with?! You must be hanging out WITH Tim Allen.
I'm not saying I'm not....
(smirk)...I'm not saying I'm not. And then you hung up. That's actually a pretty good way to end the call: "I'm not saying I'm not"...click.