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FOT Community => General Discussion => Topic started by: Julie on May 03, 2008, 06:42:40 PM
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:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Although I'm glad I'm finally a Rapist!
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Don't cry, Julie. I'm glad you're a rapist too.
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I love that I was a rapist when Julie was in short pants.
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I'm kind of glad it's over. Besides being full of a bunch of jerks, there were way too many pages to read. Who has the time anymore?
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I had so much useless drivel yet to post. It's not fair.
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Oh, who am I kidding? All my posts are useless drivel.
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Here's some applause for all of your funny posts, Chris L.
((applause))
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I pretty much posted exclusively there. Now I'm a force to be recognized.
Now this won't be as fun...
(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk228/FOTchan/1.jpg)
(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk228/FOTchan/2.jpg)
(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk228/FOTchan/3.jpg)
(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk228/FOTchan/4.jpg)
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It was nice how on FOTchan, the people who were writing nasty things about me were so nice to the anonymous me on other threads. At least I found that idea amusing. Now I'm back to being a NOBODY and it feels tragic!
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It started out so nice...the secret crushes thread was fun! I thought parts of the Trash Julie thread were pretty mean, but I didn't think it could get much worse. I stand corrected.
Is it really gone now, or are FOTs on a "time out" until we can play nicely?
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I'd restart the Word Association thread but I fear it would just be too explosive without the veil of anonymity.
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If this board is a reflection of the TBS
we have to keep it civil
the show is so squeaky clean.....
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Now where am I going to get all the latest on "celebrititties?"
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I can't believe it's gone. It's probably for the best!
It was a great exercise while it lasted though, kinda like the Stanford prisoner tests, with the difference being that we all got to be guards at the same time.
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I love that I was a rapist when Julie was in short pants.
I love that I'm a measuring stick for Forrest. Keep shootin' for the stars, little guy!
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I love that I was a rapist when Julie was in short pants.
I love that I'm a measuring stick for Forrest. Keep shootin' for the stars, little guy!
Julie, you never needed FOTchan. Any thread you post in is a trash thread. And I'm not one bit ashamed of being 3'8.
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Now that FOTChan is over. I will admit to all of my posts
-in Secret Crushes declaring my secret crush
-in Secret Crushes getting grossed out by someone crossing a bit of a perv line about my secret crush
-starting the Anti-Rookie of the Year thread by trashing someone, I forget who but you can look it up
-defending Samir in the Anti-Rookie of the Year thread
-a post in the snob or slob game in which I questioned someone's judgment on the issue of Sarah Silverman's snobbiness
-a post in the John Mayer thread telling a story about how I saw him in person and was surprised at how good-looking he was
-several posts in the FOT v. AST thread (though not the one that someone guessed)
-one post in the body hair thread
-couple of posts in the [Blank] is hot & not funny and its vice versa thread
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I will admit, shamefacedly, that I started the "I like corn, you like corn, let's share links" thread.
Please note the "c".
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I will admit, shamefacedly, that I started the "I like corn, you like corn, let's share links" thread.
Please note the "c".
Don't be too ashamed. Hey, at least it wasn't ciddie corn.
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if in FOTChan the word Laurie was automatically shifted to Martha Washington and Julie to Betsy Ross, would FOTChan be safe (if unpatriotic)?
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FOTChan:
- I participated (joyfully, not judgmentally) in many threads, including secret crushes, unreasonable fears, and wishes.
- I called some people assholes for being assholes
- I was called a cry-baby and asked to stay out of FOTChan
- I didn't listen
- I started the bong hits thread
- I became disgusted with human beings and how fucking obnoxious they can be (both in posting obnoxious posts and in defending them)
- FOTChan went on sabbatical
The end.
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So who had a crush on me?
I'm desperate single and ready to get hurt again mingle.
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Here's what I can remember posting:
FOT secret crushes
Insulting that guy for the dumb Latin phrase.
Saying that even though alt-porn is totally a marketing ploy, I'd rather look at alt people having sex.
My friend's cousin once dated John Mayer, this is true.
Proclaiming my love for Ira Glass.
I think that's it. All those anonymous posts bleed together after awhile. I never started a thread, and I posted sparingly, because I knew that 99.9% of the time, the replies would be "You're Stupid" or "Fuck You!"
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I didn't post too much in FOTChan. I played along with the games sometimes and posted here and there but most of the time I used the mark as read button. I didn't have much against it, I just didn't take the time for it.
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I never posted in the FOTchan, but I will admit that I had to look up "chan" on wikipedia because I had no idea what it was.
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Kim Kardashian didn't do it for me at all.
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::deep breath:: time to come clean...
Some of the more successful FOTchan threads I started:
Slob or Snob? A new game!
I Like Porn, You Like Porn, Let's Share Links
[blank] Seems Like A Really Nice Guy Even Though I Don't Think He's Very Funny
and the original The Trash Julie Thread (so so sorry)
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I was the idiot who misused the word "polygamy".
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I was really surprised that some found this so upsetting:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v642/alembic14/poster19447577.jpg)
I made it and posted it, so I'm the guy to hate. Was it the fact that it used a Tom Goes to the Mayor reference?
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Even though I didn't use FOTChan much I was the one who made the long posts about alt-pr0n.
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I was responsible for some really stupid and soul-baring posts, but none were of the shit-talking variety.
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I posted a lot on fotchan after my initial anti-Cobain melee with a swarm of anonymous Cobain-lovers/Junk-haters. But the posts I did after that will go with me to my grave.
I'm trying to figure out why fotchan was created in the first place: It's like maybe some people thought the board was too oppressive and maybe dominated by Supercallers and Old Timer FOT's (???????) and they couldn't zing people without fear of being cast as unfaithful to the Best Show name or something?
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I don't think that's it, JJ. After all, as Tom pointed out a couple of weeks ago, most of the old-timers and Hall of Famers are either gone or barely around.
I don't know why it was created, either. I don't even really know what a "chan" is and I didn't bother to look it up. I posted on there a few times, but didn't really let fly.
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I was the idiot who misused the word "polygamy".
I was the jerk who corrected you and called you "smart guy."
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What happened in fotchan, stays in fotchan.
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I'm responsible for posting "steve" on page 3 of the word association thread (in case anybody was wondering...)
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What happened in fotchan, stays in fotchan.
What the ad-wizards don't tell you is that a little piece of it stays in your soul forever.
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I know I posted something or other there but for the life of me I can't remember what.
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What happened in fotchan, stays in fotchan.
What the ad-wizards don't tell you is that a little piece of it stays in your soul forever.
Lucky for me I don't have a soul.
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What happened in fotchan, stays in fotchan.
What the ad-wizards don't tell you is that a little piece of it stays in your soul forever.
Lucky for me I don't have a soul.
How's that working out for you?
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can't complain.
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can't complain.
Well, you can't rightfully claim to be Super Bad, now can ya?
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Laurie had to tell me what a "-chan" is.
Also, I wonder how that couple is doing and if there are any FOTchan Sobriety Success Stories (FOTcSSS™).
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I started the secret crushes thread. Which means that I said I had a crush on myself, Dorvid, and Samir, which is true, but in a heterosexual way, except in the case of myself.
I posted just as obsessively on FOTchan as I did here, and I got pissed off a couple of times, which I guess is mildly embarrassing. My only regret is saying a FOT who is actually very funny was not funny in one of those threads. If you figure out who you were, I am sorry - it was out of ignorance. You are in fact a very funny person.
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I think you said that about me, Jasong. If so, that's okay--I truly am not all that funny.
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I missed what happened to FOTchan. Why was she put to sleep?
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I think Jason suspended it because there was another anti-Laurie thread, Grimlock. I'm still hoping it comes back. It was a good place to whine.
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It wasn't because it was an anti-Laurie thread. It was because it was a direct, personal attack with no redeeming value. It wasn't funny, nor was it meant to be funny. It was just outright mean.
In case any of you were wondering, I didn't throw a big hissyfit and request a FOTchan timeout or something. I wouldn't mind seeing its return with the loosest of rules or caveats against mean-spirited personal attacks.
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I started the secret crushes thread. Which means that I said I had a crush on myself, Dorvid, and Samir, which is true, but in a heterosexual way, except in the case of myself.
That's going to be one hell of a hot tub party.
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It wasn't because it was an anti-Laurie thread. It was because it was a direct, personal attack with no redeeming value. It wasn't funny, nor was it meant to be funny. It was just outright mean.
In case any of you were wondering, I didn't throw a big hissyfit and request a FOTchan timeout or something. I wouldn't mind seeing its return with the loosest of rules or caveats against mean-spirited personal attacks.
I've made fun of Laurie in FOTchan and elsewhere (town hall meetings, slam poetry open-mics, dinner with my family), but that thread was a new kind of horrible. I wanted the OP to post his or her picture, because I g-u-a-r-a-n-t-e-e they were worse.
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It wasn't because it was an anti-Laurie thread. It was because it was a direct, personal attack with no redeeming value. It wasn't funny, nor was it meant to be funny. It was just outright mean.
And also kind of stalkerish!
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maybe i missed something, somewhere, but why is there ever an anti-laurie anything?!
(must be an inside joke i missed)
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Oh, how I wished and prayed that anyone (except maybe Spike) had a crush on me. But to no avail!
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I wanted the OP to post his or her picture, because I g-u-a-r-a-n-t-e-e they were worse.
Worse than my pictures? Ouch!
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Laurie you are adorable and you know it.
:-*
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Oh, how I wished and prayed that anyone (except maybe Spike) had a crush on me. But to no avail!
DFK, i absolutely have a crush on you! granted, its in that 'I'm-jealous-andy-from-knoxville-has-such-a-cool-dad-why-oh-why-couldnt-I kind of way, but...nonetheless.
chin up.
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I think it's fitting that the lasting image under it is "Who are all you people . . . "
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I wanted the OP to post his or her picture, because I g-u-a-r-a-n-t-e-e they were worse.
Worse than my pictures? Ouch!
Aww, thats not how I meant it!
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Oh, how I wished and prayed that anyone (except maybe Spike) had a crush on me. But to no avail!
DFK, i absolutely have a crush on you! granted, its in that 'I'm-jealous-andy-from-knoxville-has-such-a-cool-dad-why-oh-why-couldnt-I kind of way, but...nonetheless.
chin up.
You need me to start the adoption process? What's your earnings potential?
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I now have one less place to talk about my gas.
That's my only admission re: fotchan.
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The only part of FOTchan I can even be remotely proud of was my lengthy contribution to the FOTart thread, with the sparkly unicorns and the pothead care bear. I spent way too long on that thing, but it was worth it.
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My proudest moment in FOTchan and the year in general was starting the coney island hot dog thread.
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My proudest moment in FOTchan and the year in general was starting the coney island hot dog thread.
Way to go! Was starting the armpit hair thread your lowest?
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Was there any pooplike sauce on the armpits? If not, I can't take credit for it.
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I didn't say anything I'd particularly regret on (in?) FOTchan, and I was almost as prolific there as I am here. Oh, I'd be a tad embarrassed if my secret crushes were made public or if you all knew just how much whinging I did (hey, it's been a hard month), but I can't recall anything terribly mortifying. What shames me most is the couple of times my feelings were hurt, but I shrugged those off quickly and considered them a small price to pay.
Sorry it's gone.
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Of course FOTchan started from embarassment, like any good invention.
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Bob and Ray knew whereof they spoke.
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What shames me most is the couple of times my feelings were hurt, but I shrugged those off quickly and considered them a small price to pay.
That was me who jokingly ascribed some of the more awful posts to you, Sarah. The joke was that you're probably the sweetest person around these parts, so I hope you didn't misinterpret that and get your feelings hurt. You know I'm a SFL fan. :)
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I miss FOTchan but am kind of glad it is gone. It definitely has made me more active here. Maybe after some time has passed, we could get it back on a limited basis, like on Fridays or something?
I had a lot of fun with the Word and Picture Association threads and it's good to see the Word one out here. The thread I started which I am most proud of (mainly b/c it completely took me by surprise how it took off for something meant to be just a one-off, stupid post) was Can of Corn. I just don't think it would have gotten off the ground like it did if it were not in FOTchan, like a lot of other threads I'd imagine. I posted a lot of original stupid jokes too, oi.
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I'll miss Josh(?) asking everyone their a/s/l. That always made me laugh.
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I miss FOTchan but am kind of glad it is gone. It definitely has made me more active here. Maybe after some time has passed, we could get it back on a limited basis, like on Fridays or something?
Fotchan Fridays. I love it!
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I'll miss Josh(?) asking everyone their a/s/l. That always made me laugh.
How dare you?
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Dorvid, I loved those jokes! Made me laugh every time. Thank you very much.
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I propose "FARTChan" where we can all talk about breaking wind, passing gas, cutting the cheese, makin air biscuits and bottom burps!
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I propose "FARTChan" where we can all talk about breaking wind, passing gas, cutting the cheese, makin air biscuits and bottom burps!
If we did that, I know someone who would never get anything done at work.
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what the fuck? I go away for two days and the 'Chan has been shut down?
I guess some people couldn't handle it, man.
this is exactly what happened in my Uncle Gerald's Love & Angeldust Sex Kult (Oregon chapter) back in '75.
and to the (no doubt) dude that got all shitty on Laurie: why not just man up, reveal your true face and take the heat for being a fuckwit. Hell, people might even go as far as to forgive you for being such a douche.
jeez, I was just about to open up about my (somewhat illegal) Mortimer Snerd fetish.
(http://kickthebobo.com//M02.jpg)
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ok, fess up: who was the weisenheimer who could sign my name to otherwise innocuous posts?
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It was me. I didn't start it, but as soon as you took offense to it, I started doing it.
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Alright. I had the crush on Sarah. I see no reason to be ashamed.
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And thank heaven you did, Forrest. I had been feeling quite left out till you posted. You saved me from moping.
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ok, fess up: who was the weisenheimer who could sign my name to otherwise innocuous posts?
It was me. I didn't start it, but as soon as you took offense to it, I started doing it.
when i did it i signed kick the boob.
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I posted 666 posts in FOTchan, and signed my name to any personal things I said.
I believe that Sarah's (i think) idea about 50+ posts rule is a good un.
Also, how about a "random unveiling", kind of like a drug test, where oh shit i gotta fart
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I posted 666 posts in FOTchan, and signed my name to any personal things I said.
I believe that Sarah's (i think) idea about 50+ posts rule is a good un.
Also, how about a "random unveiling", kind of like a drug test, where oh shit i gotta fart
That would be awesome - every 25th post in FOTchan isn't anonymous. It's like russian roulette!
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Who said they want to be with me in a hot tub? That's so creepy, because of mycobacterium fortuitum, but my ego was kind of inflated and I liked it. Certainly I preferred it to most everything else people said about me...
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I've been in a hot-spring hot tub naked with all sorts of weird people. You know why? Because I live in California now.
Alas, I did not write that, Julie, but good luck on your quest to find who did.
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I'm just curious. Does whoever wrote that have the balls to say so when he isn't anonymous? It was a guy, wasn't it?
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...Sorry it's gone...
Yeah, me too.
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...Sorry it's gone...
Yeah, me too.
Me three!!! ;D
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...Sorry it's gone...
Yeah, me too.
Me three!!! ;D
Email me when you get to "Me eight" so I can finally use that joke.
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I anonymously declared my love for Omar (he knows already, so does it count?) and came to Laurie's defense un-anonymously. That's it!
Can my secret crushes please stand up? I am still friendless and boyfriendless in LA.
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Susannah, if a girl like you is boyfriendless, it is almost certainly by choice.
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Who said they want to be with me in a hot tub?
I didn't say it. But I'm in that hot tub too. And Erika, I think?
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I'm not in that hot tub, but it's nothing personal. I just don't want a yeast infection.
Edit: OMG, nothing personal again. It's just hot tubs are hotbeds for vagina attacking bacteria.
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Yeah, me too.
Me three!!! ;D
You bunch of cul de sacs are nuts. FOTchan was the worst idea evah!
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How can we get it back? ???
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Why did Kourtney and Kloe dump all over Kimberly for buying that Bentley?
P.S. I think Kim Kardashian is kinda' cute.
-ktb
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Why did Kourtney and Kloe dump all over Kimberly for buying that Bentley?
P.S. I think Kim Kardashian is kinda' cute.
-ktb
I agree, Anonymous Me: she is cute...and politically active!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e0dJ6U_X_E[/youtube]
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Does that help or hurt?
I'm just gonna start writing songs about chocolate and girls.
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Does that help or hurt?
I'm just gonna start writing songs about chocolate and girls.
thanks, broham: I was up for hours last night trying to rework the refrain from 'Ballad of the Sin Eater' as a Kit-Kat jingle.
...bah! I'd never make it in advertising.
(http://www.kickthebobo.com/kitkat_tl.jpg)
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You're hired!
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Got anything for Taco Bell?
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How can we miss you when you won't go away?