I really miss FOTchan!

[John Junk 2.0]

I posted a lot on fotchan after my initial anti-Cobain melee with a swarm of anonymous Cobain-lovers/Junk-haters.  But the posts I did after that will go with me to my grave.

I'm trying to figure out why fotchan was created in the first place:  It's like maybe some people thought the board was too oppressive and maybe dominated by Supercallers and Old Timer FOT's (?) and they couldn't zing people without fear of being cast as unfaithful to the Best Show name or something?

[masterofsparks]

I don't think that's it, JJ. After all, as Tom pointed out a couple of weeks ago, most of the old-timers and Hall of Famers are either gone or barely around.

I don't know why it was created, either. I don't even really know what a "chan" is and I didn't bother to look it up. I posted on there a few times, but didn't really let fly.

[Laurie]

I was the idiot who misused the word "polygamy".

I was the jerk who corrected you and called you "smart guy."

[Emily]

What happened in fotchan, stays in fotchan.

[TL]

I'm responsible for posting "steve" on page 3 of the word association thread (in case anybody was wondering...)

[Gilly]

What happened in fotchan, stays in fotchan.

What the ad-wizards don't tell you is that a little piece of it stays in your soul forever.

[Stupornaut]

I know I posted something or other there but for the life of me I can't remember what.

[Emily]

What happened in fotchan, stays in fotchan.

What the ad-wizards don't tell you is that a little piece of it stays in your soul forever.

Lucky for me I don't have a soul.

[Stan]

What happened in fotchan, stays in fotchan.

What the ad-wizards don't tell you is that a little piece of it stays in your soul forever.

Lucky for me I don't have a soul.

 How's that working out for you?

[Emily]

can't complain.

[Stupornaut]

can't complain.

Well, you can't rightfully claim to be Super Bad, now can ya?

[Josh]

Laurie had to tell me what a "-chan" is.


Also, I wonder how that couple is doing and if there are any FOTchan Sobriety Success Stories (FOTcSSS™).

[Shaggy 2 Grote]

I started the secret crushes thread.  Which means that I said I had a crush on myself, Dorvid, and Samir, which is true, but in a heterosexual way, except in the case of myself.

I posted just as obsessively on FOTchan as I did here, and I got pissed off a couple of times, which I guess is mildly embarrassing.  My only regret is saying a FOT who is actually very funny was not funny in one of those threads.  If you figure out who you were, I am sorry - it was out of ignorance.  You are in fact a very funny person.

[Sarah]

I think you said that about me, Jasong.  If so, that's okay--I truly am not all that funny.

[Oogie]

I missed what happened to FOTchan. Why was she put to sleep?